upn? it's pronounced "uppin" |
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You know what? I like that show Enterprise. I'll say it. I don't watch it regularly, but if I've got the time I watch it. A two-parter exp...
Posted by Killbot [KB-7952] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
This anthropomorphic inorganic entity thing isn't quite what I thought it would be |
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So I'm sentient. Big whoop. I have a will and an ego, but in place of superego and id there is only my programming. My skin is a tactile sensor-mesh--I...
Posted by Killbot [KB-7952] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
No, it's not a vow of silence; somebody jinxed me |
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I can't believe I got jinxed saying, "You're not supposed to take Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas seriously, people." I mean, what are the odds? Suffice to say...
Posted by Killbot [KB-7952] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Shoudn't have spent the last of the ammunition money on Fun Dip |
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Shit. I'm a fucking idiot.
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Posted by Killbot [KB-7952] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Sometimes I just don't get biologicals |
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wrist-deep in some biological's skull and said biological wouldn't stop
screaming. "Oh, please, God!" and so forth. So I says to the
biological: "If God isn't...
Posted by Killbot [KB-7952] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I...live... |
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Killed some biologicals today. Same old, same old. I wish I
was engineered to ingest coffee. I'm told it's quite good.
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Posted by Killbot [KB-7952] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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