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the tom of your life

Living on a Fixed Outcome

About Me

too pretty to pity

My Interests

proper grammar, women who wear glasses, comic books, inappropriate laughter, etymology, semantics, shitty Russian accents, guitars I can't afford, calligraphy, creative euphemisms for going to the bathroom

I'd like to meet:

lateral thinkers and coquettish winkers

Music:

Beastie Boys, Mark Ronson, Capdown, 7L and Esoteric, Common Rider, Talib Kweli, WALE, Operation Ivy, Beck, Choking Victim, Pharoahe Monch, The Vandals, Firewater, The Dresden Dolls, Sondre Lerche, Feist, That Handsome Devil, Klaxons, Plastilina Mosh, Grandaddy, The Black Keys

Movies:

Trainspotting, American Movie, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Half Nelson, Hot Fuzz, The Royal Tenenbaums, i ♥ huckabees, The Filth and the Fury, Quills, Rude Boy, Monty Python films, F for Fake, Coffee and Cigarettes, The Mindscape of Alan Moore, Shaun of the Dead

Television:

The Venture Bros, Battlestar Galactica, Deadwood, Lost, Justice League Unlimited, The Twilight Zone (1959-1964), The Kids in the Hall, The Office, 30 Rock, Rome, Fawlty Towers, Extras, Flight of the Conchords, Mr Show, The Sopranos, The Wire, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

Books:

Shame by Salman Rushdie, The Day of the Locust by Nathanael West, Dubliners by James Joyce, Nine Stories by J D Salinger, Hemingway's Chair by Michael Palin, The Godfather by Mario Puzo, Conan fiction by Robert E Howard, A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R R Martin, James Bond novels by Ian Fleming, The Oxford English Dictionary

Heroes:

Robert Moses, Gertrude Stein, Philo Farnsworth, Stevie Smith, Rick Rubin, Maya Deren, Stephen Wiltshire, Georgia O'Keeffe, Bruce McCulloch

My Blog

SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE SHIT

Bye bye, New Jersey.  I'll totally miss you, even though your drivers have been pissing me right the fuck off lately with their slow driving in the left lane.  We've been together all my lif...
Posted by the tom of your life on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:49:00 PST

thank me for not smoking

68 hours later, doing fine
Posted by the tom of your life on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 01:22:00 PST

ouroboros

merrily back to the grindstone i missed it kinda    
Posted by the tom of your life on Sat, 05 May 2007 02:04:00 PST

Another One From Another Road

Mahalo, Hawai'i. Thank you for your natural splendor and mostly nice weather.  Thank you for your locals, most of whom have had positive feedback for my band t-shirts and called me "brah" (they s...
Posted by the tom of your life on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 02:00:00 PST

One From Another Road

Hawai'i, bitches!  Vacay!  Woooo!
Posted by the tom of your life on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:57:00 PST

One From the Road

Denver is fun.  Great town for walking around, getting loaded, and talking to strangers.  Going to Mt. Rushmore and Deadwood tomorrow.  Should be some hot shit.  I can't wait. ...
Posted by the tom of your life on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:37:00 PST

autoneurotic asphyxiation

overworked and self-conscious.  pooped.  stressed.  not so much uncomfortable as just severely inconvenienced.  i've got a fever.  not a met...
Posted by the tom of your life on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 05:44:00 PST

the table becomes a stool

rest in peace, dad.  in spite of myself, i miss you.
Posted by the tom of your life on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:48:00 PST

a Duplo explanation for a Lego situation

Oh, things these days. Plateau central. But it's a funky plateau. More of a mesa, actually. I can dig it. Pretty much.
Posted by the tom of your life on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

that tom of the month

i made teacher of the month! i got a certificate and everything. woohoo! and on a completely unrelated topic: good call, adam--i don't know why i didn't get challenge of the superfriends sooner e...
Posted by the tom of your life on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST