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Samantha

Ingenuis skills at self distraction

About Me

Criminal Profile:High-Pitch voice like a Racetrack whistle.Borderline Personality. No real connections to people or places.Dual Life as some sort of imaginary religious figure. A monk, or a priest, or perhaps even an Abbot. Represents a life she could have, SHOULD have lived. If not for the ways things were.She once killed a cat, or perhaps a small dog, when she was young. She buried the body discreetly, privately in a place where no one yet knows. She visits there occasionally, uncertain if that scratchy feeling in the pit of her stomach is long-forgotten guilt, or deeply suppressed joy.She doesn't know whether the emptiness in her soul is normal, if that void where her heart should be is something most people have. Others go through the motions of pledging allegiance and raking the leaves and mask their apathy as best as can be. Perhaps this is why she Crimes.Shiny Pants.

My Interests

sitting in silence. aimless walking. riding the subway zen-line. planning for zombie attacks. spilling coffee. simple pleasures. making up songs. humping erin. cooking/trying cooking/succeeding. teaching kids. classical theatre. sitting on my roof. boxes of wine. rice crackers.

I'd like to meet:

people?

Music:

mostly bad rap songs. my taste is highly questionable.

Movies:

there are limits to the trash that i find entertaining however, i enjoy any movie that ends with a dance-off.

Television:

liberty kids, jane and the dragon, so you think you can dance, food network (but not rachel ray), 30 rock, the office, greys, wife swap, supernanny, ugly betty.sidenote- we don't get cable at the apartment - so we're very limited.

Books:

i like books. i buy them in bulk cause i like to smell them. after i smell them i usually forget to read them. mmm, smelly books.

Heroes:

my dog rascal. may he RIP.

My Blog

summer blog

1. today i wore mismatching flip flops.  i walked around manhattan for about an hour before i saw some little girl staring at my feet.  those clever children...with their EYES.  anyway ...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:55:00 PST

april update

1.  not much different from march. at all. although i'm pretty sure april was slightly more fun. 2.  still not smoking. 3.  need to stop spending money. 4.  good to see dani, glad...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 04 May 2006 05:04:00 PST

february update

what i have accomplished in the month of february: 1.  while andrea was out at trendy "fashion week" parties, and raina was out getting "engaged" to the "love of her life," erin and i sat around&...
Posted by Samantha on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 05:30:00 PST