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Zo&euml

Tank Girl Zoe

About Me

I'm interested in just about everything. I love to learn. I love people. OK well... I love individuals. I don't like people as a whole. When we get together we do some stupid things. But, when we sit down with one another and get to know each other, we can be quite fascinating. I love music. I love my job. I want to do something in the criminal justice field someday. Not sure what yet. Maybe a detective. Maybe a lawyer. I love puzzles. Anything that keeps the wheels of my mind turning. I have a beautiful 4-year-old boy. He was born on Halloween under a full, blue moon. First blue moon on Halloween in fifty-some years! Whoa! Yeah he's a Scorpio and more than a handful! I love movies and have a huge collection of DVD's (since I never get to go to the theatres). I like to play Texas Hold 'Em. I like playing games (board, card, video, etc.). I like going to the bars and hanging out with my friends. More than anything I love being with the ones I love.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Zoe
Birthday: 6/25
Birthplace: Hutchinson, Kansas
Current Location: Overland Park, Kansas
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Hippies
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas
Your Weakness: Being a very giving person
Your Fears: Lightning
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage and Pineapple with Ranch!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Making it to next year...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: NO! I don't wanna get up! GRRRRRRRR... *and then I hit the snooze!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes... or so I'm told.
Your Bedtime: Anytime between 2am and 8am
Your Most Missed Memory: Greg Stephenson... Being 16 yrs old and driving to Texas (without telling anyone) with only a gas card and ten dollar in pennies. We climbed on the gates of the Branch Davidian compound while they all worried!!! I miss you Greg.
Pepsi or Coke: Mt. Dew (Pepsi product)
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's I guess... but they both suck!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither! YUCK! I hate tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha Latte
Do you Smoke: Yep
Do you Swear: FUCK YEAH!
Do you Sing: Only when I'm alone or in an I-don't-give-a-shit mood like when I'm at work!
Do you Shower Daily: Usually
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I have gone to college... but I miss it and I really want to go back.
Do you want to get Married: Not particularly.... I see marriage as a legal way to prove your love to someone. I don't need to validate love if I have it.
Do you belive in yourself: Not usually... but I know if I am determined I can accomplish anything.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah Right! LOL.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep... more with my Dad than my Mom. But, all in all I can't complain.
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as there's no lightning
Do you play an Instrument: I can play piano and all percussion instruments.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of Course! This is Drunky McDrunkerson you're talking about!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes too much!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yuck Hell No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YUCK X2 NO WAY
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah duh! I build them for fuck's sake.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No... but there's another memory I miss!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does toilet paper count? Cause ya know I AM the toilet paper bandit!
Ever been Drunk: Never in a million years! LOL. I mean like a million times. YES! Of course I've been drunk!
Ever been called a Tease: I hate to admit it but yes I have been and I haven't any idea why cause I definitely am NOT!
Ever been Beaten up: Many times!!! But, I took down a few in the process.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Bullet to the head? I don't know quick and painless... but isn't that what everyone says? If it's enough to kill ya chances are it's gonna hurt. Perhaps while having sex... that wouldn't be too bad.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I will never grow up... but I would like to get on a tour with a band and actually get paid decent money for my job. Production management perhaps?
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: It doesn't matter to me but I think Dave Grohl's hair is perfect!
Short or Long Hair: Same as above
Height: doesn't matter but I prefer a man to be taller than me. 5'10" and above is great!
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My Interests

"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teaming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti."

I'd like to meet:

Buddha, The Dali Lama, Confucius, God, Ala, Marilyn Monroe, Dave Grohl, Launchpad McQuack, Tank Girl, Sean Astin, John Cusack, Robert Deniro, Brad Pitt, Sausanna Kaysen, Nitzche, Queen Elizabeth I, Joan of Arc, Van Gogh, Andy Warhol, John Edwards, Hitler and someone who makes me happy; that can take all my pain away.

Music:

WISH YOU WERE HERE...

-Pink Floyd
-Nine Inch Nails
-Pixies
-Incubus
-The Beatles
-Beastie Boys
-Tool
-Rage Against The Machine
-Foo Fighters
-Bloodhound Gang
-Barenaked Ladies
-Tears For Fears
-Modest Mouse
-The Killers
-The Rolling Stones
-Dave Matthews Band
-Jazz Mandolin Project
-Phish
-CCR
-A Perfect Circle
-Faith No More
-Mr. Bungle
-L7
-Panic! At The Disco
-Ben Folds Five
-Ben Folds
-Pearl Jam
-Ben Harper
-Garbage
-Seven Year Bitch
-Indira
-Apollo 13
-The Band That Saved The World
-Cory Phillips~
...and almost all 80's pop!

Movies:

-Fight Club
-Se7en
-Fargo
-Office Space
-Garden State
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Super Troopers
-Boondock Saints
-Ocean's Eleven
-Baseketball
-South Park
-Grosse Point Blank
-Doom Generation
-Suicide Kings
-12 Monkeys
-Primal Fear
-The Sixth Sense
-GOONIES
-The Usual Suspects
-The Mothman Prophecies
-Twin Peaks (movie and series)
-Bowling For Columbine
-Fahrenheit 911
-American History X
-The Big Lebowski
-Raising Arizona (any Nick Cage)
-all Kevin Smith
-all Quentin Tarentino
-all John Hughes
-Indiana Jones (all three)
-American Beauty
-any Adam Sandler
-any Jim Carrey
-Heathers
-What Dreams May Come
-The Thomas Crowne Affair
-The Virgin Suicides
-Monster
-Stigmata
-Kalifornia
-Sleepers
-any Brad Pitt
-Natural Born Killers!

Television:

-Six Feet Under
-Desperate Housewives
-Wheel of Fortune
-Jeopardy
-Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
-CSI
-Entourage
-SCRUBS
-Joey
-Will and Grace
-Extreme Makeover Home Edition
-SportCenter
-News
TWIN
PEAKS

Books:

The Davinci Code

suicidal bear "woe is me" you are one sad person. you tend to see the worst in things and your razor blade is your best friend. you often feel loney and left out. you're really a kewl person tho, you just have to show it and get over your pessimism......(way more easily said than done tho, unfourtunately...)
**which dysfunctional care bear are you?**
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Your element is Fire. Like fire, you have a hot
temper and you can be warm and loving as well
and angry and wild. It all really comes down to
what you are feeling. You have a lot of close
friends who you are very protective over, and
with your temper probably some enemies too. You
are not Miss/Mr Popular in school since you are
your own person and don't want to be forced
into behaving this or that way. You are the
untamed wild horse, the kind that everyone
wants to catch. But you don't want to be tied
down for the moment and just keep going with
your little crushes. Your will is strong and if
you set your mind to do something, you will
most likely succeed. But beware, your friends
may not always accept your mood-swinging
behaviour. Even if you don't mean to be mean,
they can still feel hurt. You just need to
start thinking some things through before you
do them, and not always jump in with so much
courage. One day you may be hurt because of
that, but then again, your element isn't fire
if you start to analyse situations before you
act. After all, your nature is to shoot first
and ask the questions later. Rate and message!
What is your element? [with pics + detailed answeres]
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I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??
Your Life is Like
Say Anything... What John Cusack movie are you?
Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 95% Hulk 85% Green Lantern 85% Supergirl 68% Catwoman 65% Batman 60% Wonder Woman 53% The Flash 50% Superman 45% Robin 43% Spider-Man 35% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
Insanity Test
Username
Age
Your problem is Sexual Addiction
Will you ever be cured? (8) - It is certain. - (8)
Just how crazy are you? - 43%
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Your Suicide.. by Konstantine
Your Name/Username
Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender?
How will you commit suicide? Pills + Alcohol (fun!)
How many tries will it take? 80
When will you commit suicide? August 19, 2025
What will your suicide note say? Fuck All of You!
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What is your Anti-Drug?
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
You kill for revenge.
That is because you have lost something or someone you held very dear. Now you can't seem to get over the loss that marked your soul, and the only solution is to go after the one person who brought all this pain to you. Chances are you are angry inside and you bottle everything up and don't talk to anyone about it. People may want to help, but you think that they can never understand your pain and only get frustrated because of this. But it is important to see all that you have left and be thankful of that even if you have lost something great. It may not be true that Times heals all wounds, but with time and talking about your feelings, maybe the hurt will ease.
Main weapon: Yourself
Quote:"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories" -Stainslaw J. Lec
Facial expression: Gritted teeth and teary eyes
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If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper .

Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.
Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.
Kill count: 5
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What Famous Leader Are You?
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What Classic Movie Are You?
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See what Care Bear you are.
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It was a tie!
I'm a Pink Converse All-Star
If you're a guy you might be startled by this connection, but getting this result probably makes you laugh more than cringe. You're not much to care about what other people think, but you still like to be social. You're yourself, unique and confident. And while over the years you've probably stepped on a few toes, you never let it get to you. You don't speak to please the listener, but rather you simply speak your mind. You're the Charles Barkley of the world, and while you might not be brash, you're equally outgoing and add some spice to every situation.
What color Converse All-Star are you?
Brain Lateralization Test Results
Right Brain (52%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.
Left Brain (46%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain
Are You Right or Left Brained?
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : Moderate
Schizoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : High
Antisocial Personality Disorder : Moderate
Borderline Personality Disorder : Very High
Histrionic Personality Disorder : Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : Low
Avoidant Personality Disorder : Moderate
Dependent Personality Disorder : High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : High
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-- Personality Disorder Info --
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Schizoid |||| 14%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 46%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 54%
Dependent |||||||||| 38%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 54% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results

Warmth ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Emotional Stability |||||| 18%
Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Liveliness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Dutifulness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Social Assertiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Sensitivity |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Paranoia ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Abstractness |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Introversion ||||||||| 30%
Anxiety ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Independence |||||| 18%
Perfectionism |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Tension ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)
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.. You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God


85%

A Slave To BDSM


80%

A Romantic


38%

Virgin


30%
How are you in bed
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... breath taking
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... one of a kind
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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... gentle
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... refreshing
Your smile is... encouraging
Your love is... everlasting
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My Blog

Romeo Romeo Where For Art Thou Romeo... Deny Thy Father And RefuseThy Name...

My Greg came to see me this weekend. I had a great weekend! He got here on Thursday night. We went to Worlds of Fun on Friday night and spent the reast of the weekend laying in bed, watching jeop...
Posted by Zoë on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:42:00 PST

Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regularly...

Here I sit... waiting for time to pass so I can go to work and stop thinking about all the bad. I went to see my attorney today. I have to pay him $500 on Monday when we go to trial. So... there goes ...
Posted by Zoë on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:44:00 PST

Be Back Soon

I sprained my ankle on Monday night when I missed the last step on my stairs and well... oops. I went to the ER on Tuesday and they X-Rayed it. Thankfully I didn't break anything. But, I'm t...
Posted by Zoë on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 08:45:00 PST

Happy Halloween...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! AND HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY TO MY BABY BOY! KOBY IS 4 YRS OLD TODAY!...
Posted by Zoë on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 12:09:00 PST

OMG!!! Please check this out!!!

OMG! This is hilarious and my friend spent some time on it. Please check it out! I'm still fucking cracking up!!!  http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID=7445851&...
Posted by Zoë on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 07:20:00 PST

Which Napoleon Dynamite Character Are You?

You are Tater Tots. Go get your own!! Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Zoë on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How open minded are you about sex?

You Are Very Open Minded About Sex When it comes to sex, you're fun and free spirited You're into a lot of things - and curious about most others Totally non judgemental, ...
Posted by Zoë on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

More than you wanted to know

A friend had this up as a bulletin, so I filled it out and sent it back to her. Then I decided to just post it as a blog instead of reposting as a bulletin. I may post it as a bulletin later. But, I'd...
Posted by Zoë on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Which Theme Party Are You??

Zoe, you're a Team-spirited Tailgate Loud, lively, and a little wild  that's what you want to get at fun gatherings with friends. And that's why a tailgate, where you can eat great food, celebrate ...
Posted by Zoë on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Personality Test

I found this on a friend's blog. Try it, it's pretty interesting. DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:HighSchizoid Disorder:LowSchizotypal Disorder:HighAntisocial Disorder:ModerateBorderline Disorder:V...
Posted by Zoë on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST