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Melissa

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About Me


I'm a 31 year old out-going Capricorn, that like's movies, drinking, poker and dancing. Wow! That sounds like a really bad personal ad! I'm not here to get hit on by creeps, so don't even bother...I'm just here to keep in touch with friends!

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You're 75% Irish
You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!) How Irish Are You?

My Interests

Drinking, movies, card games (especially poker), dancing, hanging out and most importantly...laughing at myself!
Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?
Who Should Paint You: Salvador Dali
You're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers.
There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You Are Las Vegas
Wild and uninhibited, you enjoy all of life's vices.
You're a total hedonist, especially with sex, gambling, and drinking.
You shine brightly every night, but you do the ultimate walk of shame each morning.

Famous Las Vegas residents: Wayne Newton, Howard Hughes, Penn & Teller, Siegfried & Roy What American City Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Everyone! Why not?

Melissa --
[adjective]:

Fetish oriented

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Music:

I pretty much like everything. However, country and hard-core rap I can only take in small doses!
Guys Like That You're Fun
You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing
That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back
You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys
But flirty enough to know how to make them all want you What Do Guys Like About You?

Movies:

Where do I start? Some of my favorite movies are "Tombstone", "Shawn of the Dead", and "Boondock Saints" (not in that order). However, for those of you who enjoy a good laugh you should really check out the stand up comic Eddie Izzard. He's got a show called "Dressed to Kill" and it will have you rolling off your couch! Chick flicks are alright, but not my favorite. If I had to pick one I really like it would be "Love Actually".

Your Inner Muse is Terpsichore
You are most like this muse of dancing.
You have a natural rhythm that makes you an incredible dancer.
And you're always inventing the coolest dance moves.
Off the dance floor, you carry yourself with grace. What Muse Are You?

Television:

All time best TV show is "Grey's Anatomy". I also love "Family Guy", "House" and "Survivor". I know everyone else loves "American Idol", but I just can't seem to get into that show! I do like when Simon makes them cry!
Your 2006 Summer Anthem Is
Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado

"I'm only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say
It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you might like" What's Your 2006 Summer Anthem?

Books:

I love all books, except for History and War. BORING! Everything else rocks!
You Are a Rainbow
Breathtaking and rare
You are totally enchanting and intriguing
But you usually don't stick around long!

You are best known for: your beauty

Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You?

Heroes:



adopt your own virtual pet!

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Music Video: FuckHerGently by (Tenacious D)


I'm not going to lie. The Video sucks...it's retarded. But the song is AWESOME!!

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FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! Me & all these Dinosaur's getting STONED tonight! ROFL

My Blog

QUIZ TIME

I didn't have anywhere I wanted this on my page. So i'm posting it here! Have a great day everyone! Ciao ..> TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Melissa Neal Birthday: 12/27/76 Birthplace...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:12:00 PST

Birthday blues...

Sooo...my birthday is coming up next month!  I was HOPING to do something REALLY cool and special for my birthday by going to California, but now it's not going to happen!    ...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:51:00 PST