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Subtle,,,

Live fast, hard and go to the grave like a smash up derby car!

About Me


I like bugs, being dirty, swimming naked, I like to wrestle with my dog and my friends, I like to climb trees and skin my knees. I always wanted to learn to speak Italian. I love tootsie rolls. Whiskey is my vice as well as carnival/baseball food funnel cakes and caramel apples, meat on a stick, turkey legs, cheap nachos, lucky dogs, and such. I am a firm believer that Smoking and Drinking go hand in hand. I am a stubborn, Italian, southern bell, and can usually rationalize anything if I want it badly enough. I am a force to be reconed with, and I will give you the shirt off of my back if you need it. My friends are more like family, and I love them every one. I have been likened to a scarab, hard and shiny on the outside, but completely defenseless once the armor is penetrated. I don't take kindly to liars and if you break my trust you may not ever get a second chance to make it up once I manage to put the armor back on. I like to do things for no reason and for every reason. Road trips are like heaven, even the bad ones are always an adventure. I want to teach college someday and think helping other people find a way to make themselves happy would be a great way to pay the bills. I love my house. My dog is as close to having kids as I ever want to get, so don't laugh when she gets priority over everything. I love dancing, but can never find a good partner unless I am in Houston. The rain makes me sleep like an infant, and if I'm not sleeping alone I have a hard time getting out of bed. If there is ever a zombie attack, my house is the place to be. As long as they really can't climb.

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My Interests

I love art and music and am a total nerd when it comes to comic books and horror movies.(ZOMBIEATHON)

Boopsie
People Iced: Twenty One
Car Bombs Planted: Seventeen
Favorite Weapon Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken: Twenty Three
Eyes Gouged: Twenty One
Tongues Cut Off: Two
Biggest Enemy: Angel Dust
Get Your HITMAN Name

AWSOME-GAME

I'd like to meet:

The underbelly of society. The monster. AKA no one new. and or a yetti.


Music:

A WHOLE LOT

Movies:

anything horror or sci-fi and I'm happy.

Television:

I only get about 5 channels so I guess I'm not really worried with a tv.

Books:

I like books alot, so much that I don't have cable...

Heroes:

Mom & Pops, you couldn't ask for a better set of folks.

My Blog

It was a good day

I have to say I did wake up on the right side of the bed today, no alarm, no phone call, up and about by 9:30 (you know that is quite the feat if you ever met me) I think I'll get my oil changed and g...
Posted by Subtle,,, on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:47:00 PST

Ok things I like

a sunset in the evening, a pretty sunset. i like to hear the seal of a fresh fifth of liquor being popped. i like cuban-heeled italian boots, fittin right taught like. i like soft foods that you can e...
Posted by Subtle,,, on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:55:00 PST

Another reason to not work in an office...

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Posted by Subtle,,, on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:05:00 PST

Lists

Things I like, - Gardening- Whisky- Fast Cars- Music- Cuddling- Being Alone- Being With Friends- Ava- Ethan- Dirt- Rain- Radiant Heat- Things that are Frozen- Sex- Shoes- Toffee- Cherry Coke 0- Old Wa...
Posted by Subtle,,, on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:07:00 PST

Feed the homeless.....at least help them get fed

http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?si teId=3Go to this site and push on the PURPLE BUTTON. It will help feed animals that are much less fortunate than the ones that we have in ou...
Posted by Subtle,,, on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:52:00 PST

SO THAT'S WHATS WRONG WITH ME!

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Wrong With You? MY RESULT:Not Completely Human ...
Posted by Subtle,,, on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:06:00 PST