RikkiSixx

in 1939 my Family and I escaped the rule of the nazis in Germany, unfortunately my family were killed on the border of switzerland, a horrible accident involving a barbed wire fence, a motorcycle, and steve mcqueen, after that I was raised by a pack of wolves, where I learned to hunt small deer and the artist formerly known as Beethhoven, but unfortunately I had but two legs, and the wolves had four, so I was left behind quite alot until I learned to drive. After that, me and my family of wolves would drive through neighbourhoods with reckless abandon feasting on the carcasses of small children who we would knock over, but eventually my human nature kicked in I went and joined the Goergian Liberation army, where under the command of general Vladimir Kalashnikov I trained as a sniper a was sent into combat in 1974, where I got the congretional Medal of Honour for shooting the 'spade' out of playing card with five shots of my trusty air rifle at the shows....... I also won a Teddy Bear ................. Since then lifes been quiet I met a lady called Donna, with rather huge breasts which is fun when theres nothin on the telly......I have recently got myself into a depression fueled alcohol abuse stage of my life where if the occasion grabs me and theres nothing on telly, and Donnas boobs are not around, i tend to drink and drink and drink and drink untill eventially I wake up in Alley way in a foriegn country with no wallet and a horrible sense of de ja vous and a panchant for killing small newts....So yeah thats about it.