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Mark

Welcome to Dirty Sanchez, I've just eaten a man

About Me


MyGen Profile Generator Hello everybody! Right, about me, i'm 33, living with me missus in Wallington, Surrey (near Croydon), Working in Sutton (still) Love my music, expecially my Old skool Hardcore & Jungle (Darkside not crappyhappy hardcore) also love my Hip Hop & Electro & Metal. Not been raving in years but was known to frequent Orange @ The Rocket & Peckham's Lazerdrome.
Currently parting with all my vinyl, Still have loads of old Hardcore, House, Garage & Hip Hop going cheap, still tons to add to the store yet tho.
Click the pic below to visit my record store! You can also usually find me at the mighty Conference South SUTTON UNITED FC!!!!!!!!!! THINGS I LIKE
Penguins
Welsh & Geordie accents, sexiest in the world
THINGS I DON'T LIKE
Baked Beans
Peas
Prawns
Bananas
Christians
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark
Birthday: 12th July 1973
Birthplace: Carshalton
Current Location: Beddington
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish/English
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Adidas
Your Weakness: Stuffing my fat face
Your Fears: One day i may kill
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, but with BBQ sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Town Domination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't call the Police
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am i?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: When i'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Childhood
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Chicken place opposite Black Sheep Bar
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Jammie Dodger flavour milkshake
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Religiously
Do you Sing: In my head, never out loud
Do you Shower Daily: I really should
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: No, but if my other half reads this, Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Nowhere near nearly enough
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on coaches, they suck
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: I do now
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: Triangle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I ate a box of Toffifee
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: God no
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does my bath count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The heart of every girl i meet
Ever been Drunk: Not once
Ever been called a Tease: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, no
Ever been Beaten up: Not really
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Explosively
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Ghostbuster
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: A bit shorter than me
Weight: Not Skin 'n' Bones
Best Clothing Style: Scruffy, Gothy, Metally
Number of Drugs I have taken: Unknown quantity
Number of CDs I own: Lots, have more Records tho
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 27,871

My Interests


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adopt your own virtual pet!Who i'd love to meet

I'd like to meet:

Nina Persson, there is not one woman in the universe more beautiful than her. And now, a musical interlude...

Movies:

Star Wars sextuptopoly, Spinal Tap, Saw, Life Of Brian, Withnal + I, McVicar, Dazed + Confused, Dogma, Mallrats, Team America, Shaun Of The Dead, Scrooge (Albert Finney), American Graffiti, Breakfast Club, any bad 80's teen romance comedy, Ghostbusters, Bugsy Malone, Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Snatch, Lock Stock, Mean Machine.

My Blog

Family tree

I've managed to trace my family tree back to 1752 now (the year, not 10 to 6), and i've found that my great great great grandparents were also cousins!That may explain a few things ...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

Jungle mix by me - 10th Anniversary

Dug out this old mix i did 10 years ago, for all the jump up junglists out there, any comments appreciated, Enjoy Click to Download ยป *** Somatic - Da Mix From '96 *** Tracklisting: Aphrodite - No ...
Posted by Mark on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:42:00 PST

Banksy, the Genius!

The man is an absolute legend, see his latest stunt with Paris Hiltons new album BBC News Album cover pics Video ...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:41:00 PST

Slayer - Cult

Oh my gosh, from the new Slayer album, total fucking antichrist!!!   SLAYER - CULT   Oppression is the holy law In God I Distrust In time His monuments will fall Like ashes to dust Is war a...
Posted by Mark on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 02:53:00 PST

Hair

Jesus, i forgot i had hair once ('93 - '94 style)...
Posted by Mark on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:14:00 PST

My pet Penguin

This is the coolest present i have ever got, my girlfriend got me it last year, she adopted me a Penguin from Whipsnade Zoo. He is a Rockhopper Penguin, i haven't given him a name yet or been to see ...
Posted by Mark on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:05:00 PST

Game piracy

Yo, check this out, this will scare the hell out of you and make you think twice about pirating computer games!!! http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/7127/Don_t_Copy_That_Flop py You have been warned ...
Posted by Mark on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:31:00 PST

Mi ferst Bolgg

Hello, right, about time i done a blog on this site, I've just returned from 2 weeks in Tunisia with the missus. We rode across the Sahara desert (not all the way) on a Camel dressed in Lawrence ...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:04:00 PST