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About Me

Well we are now in 2007 and i'm still alive. On a diet of Wimpys, cigs and Quincy. These are all supposed to be bad for you. Therefore that makes me a walking medical freak. Except I try not to walk to much. I now am the proud owner of seventies prog rock hair. And to be honest i've been striving for that for many a year. Someone else said I had a Freddie Mercury moustache. That is a blessing and a curse in equal amounts. The guy was a legend, for that im grateful. They could, on the other hand be calling me gay. Flattered but untrue. I now lead the MiRMiS management team, in an attempt to revive the terrible music scene in the United Kingdom and sometimes work with record companies sorting out the wheat from the chaff. I have an unatural obsession with anything that can be described as "tinpot". Especially Wimpy and Happy Shopper. I have an unhealthy following of non league football. I have the concentration span of a strobe lit goldfish looking at a jobseekers allowance form. If you can engage me in a conversation which lasts longer than 90 seconds, you are doing very well indeed. My mind is awash with useless information (Andy's "fact of the day" comes out). And yes I am a geek. Geek is sexy. I am officially a rocket scientist, and an obsessional musician. Oh and if I get talking about prog rock, i'd bore you to horrible tears....oh yes and I say the word "cunt". A lot. If I offend you, then it's you that's got offended. Not me....Perhaps world wide fame is possible in my lifetime and in 20 years time people may say "ha ha ha you have an Andy K hairdo and tash". They will promptly go off and play with the traffic on the nearest available motorway. Preferably not the M45. No fucker uses that. And it goes to Coventry, why would anyone want to do that? Cunts. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can spark my interest level. By that I mean anyone who does not accept the mediocricy of society and is out to have a good time all of the time. Successful applicants will reap the benefits of irrational behaviour, high levels of comedy moments, random abuse at random strangers, and a level of improptuness otherwise unknown in London. Unsuccessful applicants will be stuck with their corporate gigs, no mind of their own and will settle of a life of dinner parties, listening to Phil Collins and eating Tiramasu. People with spastic tendancies will have an unfair advantage. This proves my theory that all comedy should have no taboos.
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My Blog

Review of 2007

Well there are just a matter of hours left in the year of 2007. For me, its been a bit of a change. New career, finding old friends, getting a haircut (yes that was more important than I thought!) and...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:38:00 GMT

Classic stories from 2007 - Part 1

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:57:00 GMT

Historical No.1s

http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/member/birthdayno1.phpMusic is the soundtrack to your life. So I did a little exercise in what was no.1 on important days in my life....The day I was bornGet Down - Gilbe...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 16:18:00 GMT

The patron saint of ropemakers?

Today, my friends is November 30th. The scots reading this will start ranting on about St Andrew. Now lets get one thing clear. He was, and had never been to Scotland. Below is a short description of ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:59:00 GMT

Children In Need

'Let em stay in bloody need'Now don't get me wrong here. I've nothing against fundraising for a worthy cause. And there is no doubt in my mind that Children in Need, the BBC's yearly 'mini festival o...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:22:00 GMT

The brits are rubbish

I need a rant. I really do. Let me explain. I was up at stupid o' clock this morning to pick up my auntie from Heathrow. She was due to land at 7am. No problem. So anyway I set off and got caught in a...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:35:00 GMT

Tales of the Tube part 1

Right you tell me how much time it takes to get from the South Bank to Fenchurch Street.Want to know the answer? A combined total of 3 hours. Yes boys and girls you heard right. Attemped the journey o...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:32:00 GMT

The Day The Music Died.....

Don McClean sang this line in 1972. He was of course referring to the Buddy Holly plane crash. Roll on 35 years and I can honestly say that the 1st July 2007 really was the day music died.I'm referrin...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 15:16:00 GMT

Another example of crap British laws

Did you know its an offence to be drunk on London Undergroud property. Yes thats right.Whats going to happen next. Fucking blow in the bags at the ticket machine? Your Oyster card can take a blood alc...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 15:34:00 GMT

Eurovision Preview

As many of you who know me are aware, one of the highlights of my year is coming up. Yes folks its Eurovision time. OK lets get this clear from the start. I love the Eurovision. Its so fucking tacky, ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:39:00 GMT