anniversary of life!!! |
ok, i've got a deal...
mandy moore's "how to deal"
here's the deal.
this thursday is my birthday.
29.
it is also my awesome, darling, funny friend annie's birthday.
june 14th.
flag day, faggots.
so, t...
Posted by tim on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:36:00 PST |
promotion! |
june 5th.
mary's attic.
(balmoral and clark)
8pm.
$10.
"go-go, kitty, go!"
the show i am closing.
hysterical.
be there or be jettisoned from my life for all eternity, you large group of fussy-b...
Posted by tim on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST |
purgatory! |
ok...
so, tonight i worked.
i need to bitch about it.
get over it.
the chicago woman's football team was having a party. last saturday they had one also. next saturday will be their...
Posted by tim on Sun, 27 May 2007 02:31:00 PST |
gadzooks! |
ummm...
so, i made a team at the improv olympic. i will be performing on stage there.
my nipples just got stiff enough to tear through my shirt. also, they are dripping buttermilk and sass...
Posted by tim on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:23:00 PST |
maury interrupted! |
omg.
so, i am watching maury povich today...
[i love maury mo-fo povich. today he had on overweight children. never missing an opportunity to exploit the ludicrous, he had these 2-4 years o...
Posted by tim on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:08:00 PST |
i! |
i am buying an iBook.
to go with my iPod.
oh, and a digital camera.
my income tax refund will not go towards retirement. i plan on dying before retirement, anyway. not to be somber, i thin...
Posted by tim on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:53:00 PST |
nature/nurture! |
a woman gave me her phone number tonight.
i work at a dyke bar. well, it's a "neighborhood bar for everyone" but, it's in a predominantly lesbian neighborhood, and on weekend nights it beco...
Posted by tim on Sat, 05 May 2007 02:34:00 PST |
stalk! |
i know a guy that has a stalker. like, a real one. she shows up to his work (tending bar) all smiles and tickled, and leaves sobbing and broken. everytime.
i am kinda jealous that th...
Posted by tim on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:14:00 PST |
she must be right... |
i was sitting in one of the backwards seats on the train, facing a sideways seat.
a woman got on and sat sideways in front of me. she had toni braxton's nose. pronounced and curved,...
Posted by tim on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:01:00 PST |
taxi! |
i was a little drunk and i flagged down the weirdest cab ever.
there were easter bunnies stapled to the ceiling and multicolored garland which was reflecting the red christmas lights. the...
Posted by tim on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:26:00 PST |
