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Joe

Get your ass to Mars

About Me

Joe Avella is (goofy name), an egotistical, obnoxious (zany career) at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by (up and coming comedic actor), seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival.(goofy name)’s excessive pride causes him to spiral downward to comical lows. After a wacky training process featuring a surprise cameo by (ironic actor of yester-year) and a marginally-developed romantic subplot, he enters into a climactic showdown with his rival and emerges victorious - but not without learning a thing or two about friendship.

My Interests

Thrills, Pills, Dollar Billzzzz

I'd like to meet:

The Terminator, The Predator, Elvis Costello.

Movies:

I make short films with my friends. For more shorts, head to our site:
www.hombrefilms.com

Risk Management

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Le Arthouse Theatre -- Ep 1: The Fugitive

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Le Arthouse Theatre -- Ep 2: The Shawshank Redemption

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Tragedy in the Suburbs ....

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Books:

2001.
The Watchmen.
TV Guide.

Heroes:



My Blog

Essential Van Morrison! Pow!

May I start by saying Van Morrison is one of my favorite solo artists. Secondly, 'Brown eyed Girl' is one of the worst songs I've ever heard. This is just a small insight into the complicated relation...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:04:00 PST

Live Albums

Live albums are a strange thing. So many groups put out live albums, thinking that just recording it is enough. It usually isn't. The smart ones will even think to mic the audience to create the illus...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:18:00 PST

Whos on your Mt. Rushmore?

If I could construct my own Mt. Rushmore, these are the four faces you would see:1) Jim Varney a.k.a. Ernest P. Worrell2) Destro from G.I. Joe 3) The bad guy from Temple of Doom (Mola Ram)4) Matt Taet...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:31:00 PST

Hate music? Check out these albums...

Sick of the hum drum rock music conventions that have produced decades of dry predictable pop music? Looking for something different? New? Weird? Here are some albums that will shake you out of your m...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:35:00 PST

Top Real Person Names for Dogs

Here's a list of good names for your dog if you wanted him to have a real person sounding name. In no particular order:Henry McGruffRex McGruffGary McGruffRoy McGruffGus McGruffDavid DogMike De LucaFe...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:22:00 PST

I ate at McDonalds today / short series idea

"Big Deal! Who gives a shit?"Not sure. But it's a big deal to me because I haven't eaten McDonalds anything in at least 5 years. Not since college. I didn't stop because of Supersize Me (though great ...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

Album of the Day - 7.02.07

..And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead  - Worlds Apart (2005)
Posted by Joe on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:09:00 PST

Golden Advice From Hugh McLeod

Hugh McLeod is a very successful advertiser in NYC who also runs a popular 'comic strip' endeavor know as The Gaping Void. (www.gapingvoid.com)A while ago, he wrote and released on his site a fascinat...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:40:00 PST

Please DO NOT see these movies...

(more summer garbage)I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry National Treasure 2 Evan Almighty Mr. Bean's Holiday Ocean's 13 Adios!...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:15:00 PST

Please see these movies...

Paprika Hard Candy 13 Tzumeti This is England Children of Men Day Watch (part 2 in trilogy) Fin....
Posted by Joe on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:51:00 PST