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Hey, so the quickest way to describe myself is: I’m a wild combination of Ryan Reynolds and Queen Monique all rolled up into one of the stocky Italian guys off of The Sopranos. Lol.Now for the extended long version. (Hahahaaaa) I’m an extremely kind-hearted VERY FUNNY guy. I love to laugh and make everyone around me laugh too. I believe laughter is the ailment to almost any illness. “Life is too long to be miserable and too short to have any regrets” (MFV) this is one of the many mottos I have in life. Another one is “Never make someone your priority while allowing yourself to be their option!” (Easier said then done trust me). My personality traits consist of being sarcastic, witty, romantic, strong, extroverted, spiritual, intelligent, optimistic, fun, loving, giving, positive, passionate, grounded, respectable, & honest (at times to the point it gets me in trouble). Known for my enchanting seductive sex appeal. *wink wink*. I have a really fun and original personality that is really rare (so I have been told). Most would consider myself to be very confident and charismatic. I have a profound and radiant personality that radiates through people when I meet them evoking happiness, creativity, and ease. Basically; I would definitely want to know myself if I weren’t me. (Whoa that just made my head spin. Lol) I'll try never to do anything to another person that I wouldn’t like to be done to myself in return. (Unless I don’t like you… and if that is the case, let me say this. I do not dislike that many people in this world so if that’s the case and I don’t like you, you must really be a serious piece of shit!). Moving on, if you don’t know me and your reading this your probably thinking “Wow what a jackass”, honestly I’m not. I put allot of effort in being the best person I can, constantly thinking about honor and fairness, even when not in my favor. I have an extremely awesome circle of friends who I thank GOD for being blessed with. I am a firm believer that you reflect on who you surround yourself with! I have GREAT friends therefore I am a GREAT guy. Each one of them makes up such an important piece of my personality and character. I try to be so selfless with all them because I feel I owe them from making me a good person. My Zodiac sign is Leo (August 19th. 1978) I posses MANY of my signs characteristics. I love the spot light, I’m loud, I have NO problem assuming authority when needed, I am the joker/light/or core of a party; protector, faithful, and dedicated to all those I love and respect. Now for the general elements of who I am. I attend Columbia in Chicago as a senior marketing major with a focus in advertising, minoring in psychology and creative writing. I consider myself to be very well cultured. I’m 100% Italian by decent (Triggano, Bari. That’s near the heal) and first generation American by birth. I believe that I posses all the best attributes from both of those societies. Deep rooted morals, standards, and family values from being Italian along with respectable social advancement and education from being a proud American. I can speak a couple different languages somewhat fluently (English, Italian, Spanish, and I’m working on studying Urdu, Polish, and coming soon: Mandarin). I try to strengthen not only my body but my brain as well. I am a human sponge when it comes to knowledge; I want to try to learn and experience everything. I LOVE LIFE AND TRY TO LIVE EACH DAY TO IT’S FULLEST! I really enjoy to workout even though I do not make that much time for it (but that WILL all change SOON!) It makes me feel great about myself and it centers me and my soul. I love dancing, yoga, swimming, extreme sports, kick boxing, step, & weight training. Music is my life and passion! I Deejay Underground= House, Techno, 80s, Electro, Industrial. My alias is “DeeJayFunktastic” which is also my screen name on all three chat services (i.e. AIM, MSN, and YAHOO). I'm always open & cool with any/everyone (unless YOU change that) so if you want to chat, I'm totally cool with that! You can never have too many friends. OK! *clears throat*….. (lol) Now you are probably thinking… “WOW what a great guy!” *tongue slap* sure great! Well don’t get ahead of yourself. (lol just kidding) here is the down side to me. I’m highly INTOLERATE and IMPATIENT! I really will not put up with immaturity, ignorance, cynicism, addicts, manipulation, or jealousy! There are some shitty moments in life, but get a grasp and get over it. COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS, NOT YOUR PROBLEMS. Anyone out there that thinks their life is horrible and depressing; just take a moment and either read up on or watch a documentary called “MY FLESH AND BLOOD” (http://www.hbo.com/docs/programs/flesh_and_blood/synopsis.h tml) Hopefully that will put your life in a better perspective so you can appreciate every breath you take and not complain so much. Also monitor the times in a day you start phrases with “I hate…” compared to “I love…” (or) “I enjoy…” if your constantly pointing out the bad in life, then I really don’t want you to be apart of mine. Now as for a relationship; I’m a really good guy… lol… honestly! Ahahaa. I have a lot going for me and I know my self worth, I know what I want… and I know what I don’t what. Just THAT right there folks is a lot more then what you’ll find out there in the dating pool guaranteed! I’m in for the long haul. Not interested in the stereotypical 9 month, 3 year, or 7 year relationships. All that does is leave you used and broken in most cases. There are good and bad moments in any relationship, but with love & respect you learn to work through it. Call me old fashion, call me a dreamer, just don’t call me foolish because I know it’s out there. I know this for certain because I have been there before. Supplies are limited… get ME while I last! If you need any references just ask anyone of my many friends. Money back guarantee! (Lol)CHECK OUT MY MUSIC PAGE ON MYSPACE MUSIC @ www.myspace.com/djfunktastic. Add me to your profile and drop me a line, comments, and requests.Vol. 1.. width="425" height="350" ..Vol. 2.. width="425" height="350" ..Vol.3.. width="425" height="350" ..Vol. 4.. width="425" height="350" ..Vol. 5.. width="425" height="350" ..Vol. 6.. width="425" height="350" ..