Joyfully Subversive. Fluent In English And Gibberish.
Name: Andy The Dippa *AKA* Andy The Nose *AKA* Andy The Shwance *AKA* NOSEtradamus
Birthday: January 26th 1983
Birthplace: good samaritan hospital... whos commercial you may have heard on the radio. hospitals have commercials now. they managed to sneak that by everyone. You know who has commercials? buisnesses...people who stand to make make money off of investing in airtime. car dealerships, restaurants, clothing stores, banks, colleges, and now hospitals. the following, I imagine, is not too far off in our future; "Feeling like shit? Vomiting blood? Lose your neck in a fire? C'mon down to down to Good Sam hospital, conveniently located on montauk highway in beautiful downtown West Islip! Look for our ad in this weeks pennysaver magazine for our limited time
15% off chemotherapy coupons! And once youve checked in, be the envy of all your diseased, burned, dying and mutilated freinds in the i.c.u. with our all new line of good sam hospital gowns, designer bed pans and other apparell to keep you looking and feeling hot this hospitalization season!" Thanks for checking in. You just bought the head doctors another round of golf in a tropical paradise. b
Current Location: ova heaa
Eye Color: outside the lines
Hair Color: poofy dark brown bush
Height: standing on the shoulders of giants b
Right Handed or Left Handed: i have one of each
Your Heritage: mostly made of italy and finland
The Shoes You Wore Today: yea ive been doing the shoe thing lately. fuck plantars wart
Your Weakness: -harmonic minor - DOGS - getting sucked into a movie night with my lover
Your Fears: the circus - clowns - mimes - car crashes - guys with pony tails - musical theater - big waves - failure
Your Perfect Pizza: one thats delicious AND bestows immortality
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: emancipation from the system
pet peeves and/or major psycotic fuckin' hatreds: being lied to-being rushed-flourescent lighting-creationists-pageantry-formalities-having my freedom encroached upon-anything that beeps more than once-drunk drivers(moreover, the people who will actualy announce such a shameful feat in a boastful manner..."yo bro! i cant belive i made it home alive last night! i was fuckin TRASHED, bro! its amazing what a person will do in fear of not being considered tough or manly by thier degernate pseudo friends-ingorance(and the veridable cornocopia of its social manifestations)-people breakin' my bawls about shit that doesnt concern or effect them.
Thoughts First Waking Up: il fight you.
Your Best Physical Feature: eyebrows
Your Bedtime: 1 or 2 am... i am working on it
Your Most Missed Memory: being a barefoot lil kid on fire island in the summer
Pepsi or Coke: suck or my dick?
MacDonalds or Burger King: it is to be desired that all locations of both of these puveyors of toxic waste spontaneously combust into a firey spectacle
Single or Group Dates: b i dont date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck em both. too sweet.
Chocolate or Vanilla: if were speakin' in terms of people...chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: i like bofe
Do you Smoke: i smoke fools like you on the b ball court
Do you Swear: i swea ta christ!
Do you Sing: il sing happy birthday or any frank sinatra. thats it.
Do you Shower Daily: not so much for the purpose of cleanliness as it is because i like sitting naked in a stream of hot water
Have you and Eva ever met Deepak Chopra?:
Do you want to go to College: dont get me started on that fuckin' racket
Do you want to get Married: marriage is outmoded. marriage was supposed to be "hey i found this person i want to be with my whoooole life can ya fuckin' belive it?!?!?! lets celebrate!" now its seems as though women are basicaly finding someone for the mere purpose of facilitating thier childhood fantasy of grandeur and being in the spotlight on thier "BIG SPECIAL DAY!!" where its all about them. And the guys thinkin'...welll...what the fuck im gettin old no one wants to blow me anymore if they dont have to. fine lets get fuckin' married." Monogomy and a family works just fine for me. I am in no need of a ball fondeling priest to stand and front of me and my broad and tell us..."ok now you guys are REALY together and u CANT fuck other people cos im here and watching and holding a book of distorted accounts of alleged events from 2000 years ago." its over. it means nothing. accept it.
Do you believe in yourself: i belive in miracles...you sexy thang
Do you think you are Attractive: im not trying to bang me so it doesnt realy matter
Are you a Health Freak: yea, as a matta fact
Do you get along with your Parents: i do and i am infinitely greatful
Do you like Thunderstorms: you bet your tits i do
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: probably
In the past month have you Smoked: mmmm smoked salmon on a toasted whole wheat bagel
In the past month have you been on Drugs: are you on drugs mr. gambini???
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a date with destiny
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a mindless indulgence of mine
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i eat a box when whenever i can
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sooosh....delish and health
In the past month have you been on Stage: its not a stage!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but i took quite a few
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: they dont call me andy the dippa fah nuthin'
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the words from someones mouth
Ever been Drunk: crunked
Ever been called a Tease: i get called alot of things..
Ever been Beaten up: nigga, please...
Ever Shoplifted: I am the son of a pirate. you do the math.
How do you want to Die: thwarting the evil of ignorance and the evils that arise from peoples primitive desire for "acceptance" the illusion of social cohesion
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: free from the system. beating it or fleeing from it. no inbetween.
What country would you most like to Visit: I want to visit the world
"We must stop confusing religion and spirituality. Religion is a set of rules, regulations and rituals created by humans, which were supposed to help people to grow spiritually. Due to human imperfection, religion has become corrupt, political, divisive and a tool for power struggle. Spirituality is not theology or ideology. It is simply a Way of life, pure and original as was given by the Most High of Creation. Spirituality is a network linking us to the Most High, the universe and each other. As the essence of our existence, it embodies our culture, true identity, nationhood and destiny."
-Ras Tafari
