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Precious Hamilton

tHe wEatHer is hERe_wisH yOu weRE BeaUtiFuL

About Me

·i am a simpleton by choice. my head is clear, and my thoughts are true.
·i am the smartest person alive. you can test me. (yoblobcat311)aim.
·I would like to be rich to the point where if I had somebody say "I took your towels I guess I should put them back" I could say "no, the towels you can keep" and actually not care about my towels being stolen from me.
·my ambition in life is to become immortal and then to die
·I hate when people do not know the difference between to, too, and two....their, there, and they're....or your and you're.
·i have an impersonal trainer. we go to the gym, i watch him work out and we go home.
·i cried during the last episode of boy meets world
·i have the imagination of doug funnie
·i graduated with a B.A. in Films Studies from UNCW. Throughout my studies, I was running my own business and am currently a senior associate with a multi-level marketing company that is one of the top businesses on the NYSE. (i am currently looking for associates in any city. if you are interested view my blog )
·i also helped franchise a direct marketing nightlife promotional business throughout Wilmington, N.C. and Raleigh, N.C. as a part-time photographer and am currently a website administrator/Regional manager for Lazyday.com
·i seldomly do freelance marketing work for a real estate company
·i assisted in the creation of Connected Investors.com and currently do graphics work on the site. If you are in any field of real estate, sign up now and get connected with the right people. (use the promotion code "graphics" to receive a free account.)
· i think Heather Locklear should give me a chance
·i have a book of things i hate or things that annoy me. butt you cannot look at it.
·i spell the word "butt" with two T's at all times. i even did that in college papers which i would then be forced to rewrite. i have been doing it since i was about 15 and am nervous that it will be a habit i cannot stop.
·i was nominated for "most optimistic" in high school and think that it is the worst one to lose because i told everybody before that i all ready knew i was going to win.
·i like to have my mail addressed to "Wolverine Hamilton" just because i think it is funny
· i was all-league MVP on my high school badminton team and would love for you to challenge me
·I own a company called C.I. graphics and provide designs both professional and fun.

My Interests

longboarding
hoodies & shorts weather
positivity
chicken
back scratchers
taco bell
back massages
saracasm
photos
card tricks
good dreams
garfield
philosophy?
imagination
$$$
basketball
traveling
fulfilling cravings
old school 90's
finding lost items
wise old people
sudokus
mitch hedberg
reef ads
dark beers
trying to figure out the universe
fantasy sports
trying to perfect the art of success
sleepovers
guessing prices on "The Price is Right"

I'd like to meet:



my wife

Devo's Space
Dave Hamilton has 4 friends with basketballs

Melissa
Hamilton

Moon
Hamilton

Ross
Hamilton

Taylor Jones
Hamilton

Ryan
Hamilton

Dean
Hamilton

John
Hamilton

Lisa
Hamilton

Lauren
Hamilton

Public Best Friend

Yenna

Nolfilio

Shmoler

Awkward Kobe

Weck

Fatty

Lazyday.com

Jbone

Ash-Hole

GregMan

Dr. Valentine

French Toast Over Nikki

A_Fedsy

Gracey Poo

LOVE

Sister #3

UNSOUND

Lazyday.com

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Music:

311
billy joel
doo-wop and oldies
my chemical romance
elvis presley
Unsound (L.I.)
blackalicious
beastie boys
sublime
Eminem
jurassic 5
the roots
beach boys
brand new
OPeration IVY
MXPX
the waiting process
the get up kids
reggie and the full effect
classical & jazz music
rancid
the afterlife
the beatles
old school =W=
fiddy
thursday
glassjaw
inside
the killers
the juliana theory
movielife
bright eyes
jack johnson
the white stripes
smashing pumpkins
the used
taking back sunday

Movies:

fight club
wedding singer
ferris bueller's day off
airborne
pootie tang
american history x
back to the future trilogy
ocean's eleven
mel brook's movies
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
naked gun trilogy
van wilder
anchorman
the secret

Television:

SCRUBS
south park
friends
conan o'brien
the state
mXc
boy meets world
ESPN
the price is right
How to Catch a Preditor
Cash Cab

Books:

I hope they serve beer in hell
napalm and silly putty
brain droppings
the "vat do you dew" book
Uncle John's bathroom readers
when will jesus bring the pork chops?
rich dad poor dad
the elegant universe
the chinese walking stick
lazarus
to the four corners

Heroes:

my ma
my two little sisters
nick hexum
george carlin
mitchell goosen (airborne)
ferris beauler
your tragic(YTH)
zack morris
neighbors like Mr. Pheeny & Wilson
Simon Cowell
Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Sylvester McMonkey McBean (the hustler from 'the sneetches on the beaches')

My Blog

dammit i'm mad

a palindrome poemdammit i'm madevil is a deed as i livegod, am i reviled? i rise, my bed on a sun i melt.to be not one man emanating is sad. i piss. Alas, it is so late. who stops to help?man, it is h...
Posted by Precious Hamilton on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:54:00 PST

WANT MONEY???

       Growing up I prided myself on Mastering the art of "Slacking" I always found the path of least resistance when it came to work. I figured out early that corpo...
Posted by Precious Hamilton on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 05:54:00 PST

the lesson of the moth

i was talking to a moththe other eveninghe was trying to break intoan electric light bulband fry himself on the wires why do you fellowspull this stunt i asked himbecause it is the conventionalthing f...
Posted by Precious Hamilton on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 08:00:00 PST