I am 24 years old. I am smart, funny, athletic, sexy, handsome.....but I'm the only one who feels this way. If you piss me off, i'm gonna come at your ass like a spider monkey!
"I like long hair, I hate make up
Fuck my pillows up, fuck is really up
I like slim chicks, I love big broads
All the bitches love me, I need a dick guard
And if she don't give head, shes a nimrod
Bitch I would never put your number on my sim card
I look at M J G and 8 ball as mentors
And shit... all they ever told me was pimp hard
Pimp harder, I get head and tail like a quarter
Yup, yup, in dat order" - lil wayne
I co-own a promotions company called 24seven event marketing which is a blast,.....i kinda get paid to party!!! If you wanna help out or party with us, hit me up!!!
" I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead." -tucker max
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