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Rev. Punch

I'll spit in your eye.

About Me

Hora aderat briligi. Nunc et Slythia Tova Plurima gyrabant gymbolitare vabo; Et Borogovorum mimzebant undique formae, Momiferique omnes exgrabure Rathi.
"Cave, Gaberbocchum moneo tibi, nate cavendum (Unguibus ille rapit. Dentibus ille necat.) Et fuge Jubbubum, quo non infestior ales, Et Bandersnatcham, quae fremit usque, cave."
Ille autem gladium vorpalem cepit, et hostem Manxonium long sedulitate petit; Tum sub tumtummi requiescens arboris umbr Stabat tranquillus, multa animo meditans.
Dum requiescebat meditans uffishia, monstrum Praesens ecce! oculis cui fera flamma micat, Ipse Gaberbocchus dumeta per horrida sifflans Ibat, et horrendum burbuliabat iens!
Ter, quater, atque iterum cito vorpalissimus ensis Snicsnaccans penitus viscera dissecuit. Exanimum corpus linquens caput abstulit heros Quocum galumphat multa, domumque redit.
"Tune Gaberbocchum potuisti, nate, necare? Bemiscens puer! ad brachia nostra veni. Oh! frabiusce dies! iterumque caloque calque Laetus eo" ut chortlet chortla superba senex.
Hora aderat briligi. Nunc et Slythia Tova Plurima gyrabant gymbolitare vabo; Et Borogovorum mimzebant undique formae, Momiferique omnes exgrabure Rathi.
Spit On My Grave!
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My Interests

Art, music, philosophy, communism, anarchy, post-apocalypse, kabbalah, gematria, sacred geometry, symbolism, religious history, mythology, culture, travel, MUTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES, linguistics, syntax, pragmatics, semantics, synaesthesia, Sideshow, Punch and Judy, logic, palindromes, anagrams, Zeds
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I'd like to meet:



Music:

TOOL, 16 Horsepower, Tom Waits, Vladimir Vysotsky, Danny Elfman, TV on the Radio, Secret Chiefs 3, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Tin Hat Trio, Rasputina, The Tiger Lillies, The Mars Volta, Omar A. Rodriguez-Lopez, Jason Webley, Painted Saints, Devotchka, the Carnivale soundtrack, Cinema Strange, Portishead, Radiohead, Dead Can Dance, The Changelings, P J Harvey, Pink Floyd, Ministry, Skinny Puppy, and CCR.

Movies:

V For Vendetta, Pan's Labyrinth, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Fight Club, American Beauty, Silent Hill, 12 Monkeys, Hellraiser, Hellraiser 2: Hellbound, Old Boy, 300, The Big Lebowski, An American Werewolf in London, High Fidelity, Grosse Pointe Blank, Pi, Magnolia, Akira Kurosawa's Dreams, Memento, Jacob's Ladder, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Shaun of the Dead, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Blade Runner, The Road Warrior, Escape from New York, Escape from L.A., Sword of Doom, Mirrormask, Se7en, Dark City, Amelie, The City of Lost Children, Delicatessen, The Usual Suspects, The Crow, The Crow: City of Angels, Big Fish, Batman Returns, Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Television:

Blipverts.

KILL YOUR TELEVISION.
The only shows I like are no longer on the air. Carnivale, and Beetlejuice (the animated series).

Books:

The Count of Monte Cristo, Franny and Zooey, Nine Stories, Raise High The Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction, Cat's Cradle, The Sirens of Titan, Water for Elephants, The Unfettered Mind: Writings of the Zen Master to the Sword Master by Takuan Soho, Choke, Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange, On The Road, The Dharma Bums, Tao Te Ching, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass, Moby Dick, Days of War Nights of Love, Down and Out in Paris and London, 1984, Homage to Catalonia, Bones of the Master: A Buddhist Monk's Search for the Lost Heart of China, Blood and Guts in High School, A Beginner's Guide to Constructing the Universe, LIBER ALEPH vel CXI by Aleister Crowley, Field Guide to the Apocalypse: Movie Survival Skills for the End of the World, The Zombie Survival Guide, and The Tragical Comedy or Comical Tragedy of Mr. Punch.

My Blog

Murmurs of the Heart

  I've been running myself raw lately, and it finally caught up with me last night. I was born with a heart murmur, and it's never been a problem for me, only feeling it maybe once every several ...
Posted by Rev. Punch on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST

The Value of Forgiveness

  Forgiveness can be one of the most difficult aspects of the Human Condition. The ability to put behind you any slight or transgression that's been done to you... It's not always so easy, especi...
Posted by Rev. Punch on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST

Change of Place and Perception or Speaking from the Heart

  There has been a lot of change lately. Not just for me, though I've had my fair share of it. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.  For one, I'm moving. In less than a month. And this is AB...
Posted by Rev. Punch on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:50:00 PST

Ennui, Dissonance, and Decay.

  I don't know where I'm going to start with this, where I'll end with it, or where I may venture along the way. So please bear with me...  I just got off of work a little while ago. Stayed ...
Posted by Rev. Punch on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:47:00 PST

Eulogy

  It was asked of me by my Aunt Yvonne to rewrite a short autobiography my grandfather had written before he passed away. She asked that I keep the feeling of it the same, but to make my changes ...
Posted by Rev. Punch on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:17:00 PST

Avon

I once knew you for your strength and stubbornness You had known so much; lived so much.So much that I'll never know.I held your hand before you passed.Eight years away, and I return to see the man I ...
Posted by Rev. Punch on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:27:00 PST

Heroes, Part I: Michel Mourre

  I've had several friends ask about the people I have on my list of heroes. I still have a couple more to add, but to simplify questions, I've decided to start explaining about all of them. ...
Posted by Rev. Punch on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:50:00 PST

Consequentialism, Ripples, and Transmissions from the Cortex Divinity

  I've recently had a brief discussion with a good friend on the theories of consequentialism, and gave her a very base understanding of my beliefs on the philosophy, though I hadn't the media at...
Posted by Rev. Punch on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:54:00 PST

Yetiese: A yeti language primer

  After many months spent amongst the yeti, I have at last deciphered their complex language. Through much trial and error, I have finally mastered the intricacies of this bestial language, ...
Posted by Rev. Punch on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:14:00 PST

Abandoned. Seek Salvation Elsewhere.

  One ought to think that salvation comes to you in the form of some enlightened entity, some spiritual guru, or joyously gay and remarkably swell person, or some thunder and lightning figure fro...
Posted by Rev. Punch on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:52:00 PST