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About Me

You are "Travelling Riverside Blues"

what Robert Johnson song are you?

My Interests

Big butts, raisin' hell, live music, Madden '05, hearty laughter, behaving ten years younger than I am, feeling twenty years older than I am, Mongoose IPA, practical jokes, old music, current events, past events, useless information, baseball history, black coffee, 80's love ballads, Ramen noodles, soul food, one chord boogies, stand up comedy, harsh language, The Jungle with Jim Rome

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi-so I could feed his skinny ass a sandwich. Christ- so I could get mondo drunk on water. John Madden-because he is my lord and savior.

Music:

Son House, Leadbelly, Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, John Lee Hooker, Buddy Guy, Mississippi John Hurt, Bob Dylan, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Lightnin' Hopkins, Woody Guthrie, Chuck Berry, Sonny Boy Williamson, Mississippi Sheiks, Johnny Cash, R.L. Burnside, Doc Watson, Buddy Holly, Willie Nelson, Jimi Hendrix, Chuck Berry, Roy Orbison, The Doors, Hank Williams Sr, Tool, Clash, Ramones, Allman Brothers Band

Movies:

Godfather I & II, Citizen Kane, On the Waterfront, Royal Tennenbaums, A Streetcar Named Desire, Animal House, Half Baked, Raging Bull, Psycho (original)

Television:

I love it when people are like "I don't watch TV because, um, it rots your brain and I'm just so much more intelligent than that. I drink wine and discuss current events with other sophisticated people." Shut the fuck up you pigsniffing elitist. How does television rot your brain? Cigarette smoking rots your lungs. The worst thing TV can do is make you lazy and give you an urge to use Crest. Go taste some cheese.
M*A*S*H, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Jeopardy, Reno 911, NFL, Major League Baseball, South Park, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Beavis and Butthead, Cheap Seats, Countdown with Keith Olberman

Books:

Oh, look how intelligent I am! I read and I am so literate and smart and educated, and now the whole world knows because I am describing my prolific intellect as follows:
For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Things They Carried, Roots, The Old Man and the Sea, Animal Farm, Grapes of Wrath, The Sun Also Rises, A People's History of the United States, Arguing the World, Green Eggs and Ham, African Exodus, The Catcher in the Rye, Travels With Charley, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Godfather

Heroes:

D.B. Cooper, G.G. Allen, Jack the Ripper

Your Pimp Name Is...
Prince Dazzle What's Your Pimp Name?

My Blog

Brotha got ill ill, tried to snatch a fat cable

Camping.A friend recently invited me on a camping trip. Now this is inevitable around here, and I've gone on several of these camping trips each year. But no more.Why would you want to lower your stan...
Posted by A bitter old bluesman on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:37:00 PST

Well I wish I was a catfish swimming in the deep blue sea.

Book Lists Nampa as One of Worst Places to Live Dont forget Caldwell...
Posted by A bitter old bluesman on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:12:00 PST

How long do you think I can wait, when you know your always late? Always late with your kisses

House Burns After Woman's Hair Catches On Fire "Ollie Jones, 52, was reading her Bible by candlelight when the fire started..." What the hell? Candlelight?...
Posted by A bitter old bluesman on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:45:00 PST

I want to wander back to the cabin on the hill, 'neath the shadow of the trees

Bigfoot in Texas? Believers, Skeptics Sound Off at Institute
Posted by A bitter old bluesman on Tue, 23 May 2006 07:47:00 PST

And in the end, the love you take is equal to...the love...you make.

It's over: Paul McCartney and Heather Mills split up All I want to know is who gets custody of Ringo? And yes Paul, we won't forget: landmines are indeed bad....
Posted by A bitter old bluesman on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:17:00 PST

Might be a lil dust on the bottle, but its one of those things that gets sweeter with time

Theft Delays Worldwide Cyclist After 44 Years and 335,000 Miles
Posted by A bitter old bluesman on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:11:00 PST

You got everything I need, you're like medicine to me

Women Get Paternal Clues in Men's Faces
Posted by A bitter old bluesman on Wed, 10 May 2006 07:15:00 PST

When you see me comin, put your man outdoors

Panel in 1968 recommended giving Babe No. 715
Posted by A bitter old bluesman on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:41:00 PST

I'll do funny things if you want me to. I'm your puppet.

Finger flesh found in burger at Friday's I pretty much assume I'm eating human flesh when I go to TGI Friday's anyways....
Posted by A bitter old bluesman on Wed, 03 May 2006 05:12:00 PST

All my friends are brown and red, Spoonman...

Rare 'stone man' gene that changes muscle into bone ...
Posted by A bitter old bluesman on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:30:00 PST