I'm responsible for many of the aural atrocities committed by Dreamscapes Of The Perverse. Specifically, all the symphonic work, all keyboards, about half of the vocals, all new lyrics and most of the old stuff, and a good bit of the arrangements. Had I the foresight to learn guitar when I was younger, I'd probably be screwing those up, too.
However, people keep asking for more, so either I'm too hard on myself or poor taste runs rampant in the metal scene.
I'm generally quiet and prefer to keep to myself.
I have a girlfriend of 4.5 years who has entirely too many cats. All are nearly worthless, and one in particular is a genetic trainwreck who would benefit from being euthanized.
When we win the powerball, we're either going to disappear, or we'll claim it anonymously. You won't benefit from our fortunes, so don't pretend to be my new best friend when it happens and you somehow find out.
I'm spending more time in the gym as I feel that's one of the few things I'm any good at... besides music, computers, and farting, that is. I got lazy for a while and decided that eating was more fun than staying in shape and now, being nearly 30, I'm paying the price for my gula and acedia and suffering from a slowing metabolism. Had you told me when I was younger that I'd have a gut, I'd have laughed at you and figured I'd look good forever.
My grandmother once slapped a Nazi soldier. She didn't take shit from anyone. I wish I knew that before I made her mad enough to spank me when I was younger.
Mein Deutsch ist sehr schlect, weil ich bin sehr dumm. Du sagtt: "Ja, ich weiß" und lachen an mir. Aber ich gebe einen verdammten nicht.