i'm the toilet paper bandit

About Me

ello. my name's lora taylor... or suzy, as some people like to call me for some strange reason. but suzy's ok. i will not change for anyone. i am greatful for what i have. stick figures are awesome. i get really exited when i get cards and letters. i want to get kissed on a ferris wheel at night time. life is not too short if you make the most of it. i make alot of mistakes. i am only human. i love to dream. i dont want to grow up. i dont have time for bullshit lies. i am here if you need me. i will give you a honest opinion. i wont bother getting you back. i belive in karma fucker. small things amuse me. i am loud. but i get pretty shy. i dont change to fit the crowd. i keep my promises. dont make one if you wont keep it. i love hugs. but hate kissing in public. i love my friends.something from my diary...
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My Interests

i like to... sing alot. play guitar. watch films. go cycling. play football. hunt for a bargain in my local chazers. munch food. i like to figgit alot. sleep.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet the writers of green wing, and a few of the actors......snuffleupagus... because he looks so cuddley and... hmmm. urm... *thinks*... everyone... Get Your Five-Man-Band Now

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Music:

i listen to anything reli... rock, alternative, indie ... blah blah blah

Movies:

angel-a. oldboy. secretary. elvira. short circuit. 24 hour party people. pi. goodbye lenin. drop dead fred. requiem for a dream. factotum. american beauty. donnie darko. amelie. bill & ted's excellent adventure. all those monty python films. snatch. leon. lock, stock and two smoking barrels. back to the future. school of rock. a clockwork orange. anchorman. the Graduate. freddy got fingered. waynes world. naked gun. psycho *the one by Alfred Hitchcock* irreversible,(sick). edward scissor hands. fight club. trainspotting. reservoir dogs. the rescuers.

Television:

the simpsons. ugly betty. peep show. green wing. skins. futurama. malcolm in the middle. scrubs. shameless. the wonder years. family guy. jackass. viva la bam. teachers. i love tv. i'm not a couch potatoe. I can't stand soap operas... ARRRGHHH! *spazzm* I think that tv is ment to be an escape from reality, but all I see is reality tv. I also love watching football and dodgeball with a cold brewskie.

Books:

dude. i'm a rockstar... i don't read!... i only joke... chord songbooks. err by david shringley. the giving tree by shel silverstein. spike milligan.

Heroes:

hmmm. ermm. i dunno.
Influences: good books, films and music. tea. innocent smoothies. cadbury's. Post-punk girl groups. heart things. willow tree/lordi figurines. chinese take-aways. comedy. Dusty record shops. Home-made cards. swings and seesaws. Red wine. err by david shringley. bangers and mash. war. pirates. young robert de niro. dimples. london. photographs. politics. people.

My Blog

equalitism vs capitalism vs communism

should those with the best opportunities to earn be able to earn that much more than those who provide the infastructure required for all to co-exist? time for extreme decisions regarding re-distribut...
Posted by i'm the toilet paper bandit on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:09:00 PST

bend over, britain

i remember tony blair said we were due a referendum, even if the french and the dutch voted no... now they've failed to carry out that promise. maybe we, the electors, should deman...
Posted by i'm the toilet paper bandit on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:23:00 PST

a whole lotta nothing...

i am a woman who dances like a teenage girl. i have been told that people who don't know me find me intimidating. people who do know me think i'm nice, a little bit bossy and a little interfering...
Posted by i'm the toilet paper bandit on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:25:00 PST

anyhoooooo

that stupid you've got mail movie is on television again, for like the third time this month.... someone out there is trying to drive me nuts.... i'm through with romantic movies that are just so comp...
Posted by i'm the toilet paper bandit on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:01:00 PST

24 hour party people

24 hour party people is fun and impressive... it brings to life a genuinely interesting period of musical history. fans of that period of music should see the film... others may enjoy it purely from ...
Posted by i'm the toilet paper bandit on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:52:00 PST

a desperate plea for help! my lost ring

i'm still preety pissed. i've been pacing and sulking for the last couple of hours... and then i wore down the garden with my pacing... i don't know where i put my ring ...
Posted by i'm the toilet paper bandit on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 08:19:00 PST

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Posted by i'm the toilet paper bandit on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:07:00 PST

watch this video

maybe you're the skywalker to my lukethe darth to the vaderflip over the crossfaderi'll serenade you with a bag of space raidersor walkers or smiths or maybe even quavers'cos my love for you is like d...
Posted by i'm the toilet paper bandit on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:14:00 PST

another sequel sinks

i've just seen the new oceans thirteen movie... and as i predicted with all sequels *well apart from back to the future*... it was shit... poor poor poor... i feel the only word to describe its shitty...
Posted by i'm the toilet paper bandit on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:13:00 PST

einsteinish experiements

i went to the pub tonight... but got chucked out for being rowdy... haha... that and no id...so it was off to the offy... why is it that opening a can of beer (yea, can, you snob) sounds totally diffe...
Posted by i'm the toilet paper bandit on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:17:00 PST