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Mark

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

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I'm Mark Corrigan a long term employee of JLB credit. I live with my flatmate Jez and I have an actual proper girlfriend Sophie. I nearly, very nearly got it on with her but now she lives miles away and we have to have sex on the phone. I wanted to propose but then I realised we had nothing in common so I decided not to, she found the ring and, well you know the rest. My best friend is my boss Alan Johnson. I did mistake some feelings for him but thats all over now its just platonic love. Some people may think I'm not a risk taker, but by avoiding the risk of asking various women out on dates I am taking the greater risk of dying alone, so in fact I'm living on the fucking edge.Don't take drugs, just pretend, its easy...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Intellectuals. I spend most of my time with drugged up hippies so even GCSEs would do.

My Blog

advertising on my comments

Would people please stop blatantly advertising in my comments. The big pictures mess everything up. Advertise properly as Johnson would say you don't get something for nothing in this world. If you do...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:51:00 GMT

Morons

For the morons who ask me things like are you the real mark or a horrible imposter here is your answer: 1. I am the real deal but too busy to reply 2. I am not the real deal but won't reply in fear o...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 00:45:00 GMT

Thanks for the add pics

(a repeat of the bulletin I posted) Previously I was giving them to everyone who added me. I am now getting about 87,000 firend requests a day so this is impossible. Only people who really inspire me ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 08:50:00 GMT