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cheryl

i've got bad ideas and ballast on my mind....

About Me

indeed.....

My Interests

eliminating all things dumb and boring, cracking faces, snarky commentary, the smell of lemon pledge, velux blankets, men's ties (vintage, silk, italian...you know, the nice ones), increasing seratonin production, rose colored glasses on the inside, febreez, better vacuum cleaners, hot rollers, eliminating fine lines and wrinkles,jeans that make my butt look like you could serve snacks on it, making a point of greeting every dog I see on the street while totally ignoring the human on the other end of the leash.

I'd like to meet:

someone that wants to give me a million dollars for no reason.

Music:

TV on the Radio, The Catherine Wheel, Sonic Youth, The Stone Roses, Jesus and Mary Chain, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, The Church, The Chameleons, New Order, Joy Division,Love and Rockets, My Bloody Valentine, Echo and the Bunnymen, Depeche Mode(Violator and before), The Pixies, White Stripes, Gary Young's Hospital, The Cult of Eugene Blank, Morrissey, and The Smiths...they overwhelm me with a compulsion to sing at the top of my lungs.

Movies:

Anything by Pedro Almodovar, Quentin Terrantino and The Cohen Brothers, Dr. Strangelove, Snatch, Lock, Stock, and Smoking Barrel, Fight Club, Napoleon Dynamite!

Television:

Television is a vast, mind-numbing wasteland.

Books:

I'll read just about anything.

Heroes:

We could be heroes.....
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My Blog

this is a test.....

this life is a test....this life is ONLY a test. had this been an actual life, you would have recieved further instructions on where to go and what to do.
Posted by cheryl on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:33:00 PST

ok....maybe I am way out of line.

If I were missing an ear...to be more precise, If my ear had been surgically removed ( leaving a very tidy ear-shaped scar on the side of my head), I would go to great lengths to, at the very least, t...
Posted by cheryl on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:26:00 PST

more bus stuff

Man.....I saw the most INCREDIBLE "comb-over" while I was on my way to work the other day. Now, as I'm sure most of you know,  the standard "comb-over" consists of the hair being grown longer on ...
Posted by cheryl on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:09:00 PST

more scary stuff seen out of a bus window...

The other day, on my way to work on the 19 Polk, I saw something that will haunt me for the rest of my life.....a rather old man...rail thin with wild gray hair and a mangy grey beard wearing a b...
Posted by cheryl on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:25:00 PST

It's been a long time.....

Well, here I am again. I finally got a job 7 weeks ago. It's actually pretty cool. I work for a reprographics company...it's a REAL job! Benefits. 401k. Paid vacation! The best part is that I work fro...
Posted by cheryl on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:06:00 PST

Job Hunting BLOWS!...and not in a good way

So here I am. About 6 weeks into unemployment. Fuck. So it took me a couple of weeks to pull it together and sort out a resume...thanks leroi, i don't think i could have done it without you. I even we...
Posted by cheryl on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:12:00 PST

A strange thing happened to me at Rite Aid

I know this is a little 'off topic', but it was so surreal that I have to share.So, a friend and I are at our neighborhood Rite Aid. I am minding my own business... perusing the razors....
Posted by cheryl on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:12:00 PST

damn hippies

Yeah, I know...it's been ages since I've posted a blog. I've thought about it. There has been more than enough inspiration....which brings us to the subject of this blog. BURNING MAN. Fuck. Those peop...
Posted by cheryl on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:13:00 PST

Far be it from me to be critical...continued

I knew there were more people bothering me, I was just drawing a blank.   5.  Ummm....paying your cover with a rolled up 20....way to front yourself off. 6. I've taken particular notice...
Posted by cheryl on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:35:00 PST

Far be it from me to be critical (god knows i'm not perfect), but.....

Today's blog is being written as it's happening. That's right, I'm at work on Sunday morning. In the last 4 hours I have seen enough ugliness and wrongness to last me a life time, so why not share wha...
Posted by cheryl on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 11:48:00 PST