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Gemmy Gymshorts Hates You

I really do.

About Me

Two legs
Two arms
Some skin
Face
Girl bits
Hands and feet

My Interests

My gang is better than yoursThese are good:
-Tea
-Sushi
-Collecting books about design and robots.
-Stand up comedy.
-Pointless graphic design and photographising for people.
-Screenprinting
-Driving my car fast with the music up
-Stencilling
-Cowboy Boots
-Making stuff with needles or my sewing machine
-Roadtrips
-Damask print and flock wallpaper
-Dancing like a tool
-Going to bookshops and perving over expensive books.
-Computer Arts mag
-Hyundai Ponies
-Vintage
-Red wine and bourbon
-Agent Provocateur underwear
Not much going:
-Thickies who can't drive and get in my way
-Index for stealing the idea off Argos
-Woodchip Wallpaper
-Pigeons
-Selling my SG to buy a new laptop

I'd like to meet:

I hate you all.

Music:

Synth rock/alt shazayam/electro buggery/kazoo warfare/rockabilly lovecats/recordercore Stylex
The Arcade Fire
Pink Floyd
Death From Above 1979
Modest Mouse
The Bouncing Souls
The Human League
Dizzee Rascal
Dick Dale
Louis XIV
CSS
Propaghandi
Jeff Buckley
Clor
Broken Social Scene
Wolf Parade
Led Zeppelin
The Decemberists
Postal Service
Wolfmother
Scroobius Pip
Portastatic
Animal Collective
Misfits
Spoon
The Hold Steady
Limbeck
Forward Russia
King Creosote
Kate Nash
Deathcab For Cutie
Tiger Army
The Knife
I Am Kloot
Neva Dinova
Motley Crue
Operation Ivy
LCD Soundsystem
Les Savy Fav
Von Bondies
Death In Vegas
Skid Row
The Kills
AFI
Thunderbirds Are Now!
The Spinto Band
Detatchment Kit
This Bike is a Pipe Bomb
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!
Brakes
AC/DC
Calexico
Art Brut
Duran Duran
Minus The Bear
Talking Heads
The Faint

Movies:

House of 1000 Corpses
The Devil's Rejects
True Romance
All of Baz Luhrman's movies

Television:

Mighty Boosh
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Partridge
Snuff Box - the best comedy ever
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
The Day Today
Big Train
Nathan Barley
Jam
Brass Eye
Spaced
Green Wing

Books:

The Dice Man
Less Than Zero
Henry Rollins
Louis Theroux
Anything about London's history.
The Hungry Caterpillar

Heroes:

Rod Stewart. Clearly a witch but got away with it.

My Blog

Louisville & Tennessee

We got to La Guardia for our flight to Kentucky only to find out that our connecting flight in Chicago had been cancelled due to bad weather. The Windy City will forever be known to me now as the Shit...
Posted by Gemmy Gymshorts Hates You on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST

New York 2007

New York rinsed our cash out - we have about double the shit we came out here with thanks to Forever 21 and that crazy shoe store. The flight out here wasn't too bad, apart from the woman in front bea...
Posted by Gemmy Gymshorts Hates You on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:48:00 PST

Prague 2006

Czech us out
Posted by Gemmy Gymshorts Hates You on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:38:00 PST

Beards and Turbans

Watford saw the two day Arabian Nights end of summer weekender on Friday and Saturday. Hosted by Taylors, DIY WOMP were drafted in to help with the proceedings. And a bloody good time we had an all......
Posted by Gemmy Gymshorts Hates You on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:55:00 PST

New stencil work

This is me, Im making a stencil.Practice.After about 15 hours of stencil cutting......spattertreeser, more treesBooyah!Now hanging at the Artists In Wonderland site - unless its been nicked. Im not sa...
Posted by Gemmy Gymshorts Hates You on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:33:00 PST

Artists In Wonderland AKA Holy Crap We Pulled It Off

Saturday was the launch of DIY WOMP's latest event, 'Artists In Wonderland'. We organised a launch night where bands would play in a local cafe in the park of Whipendell Woods in Cassiobury, where loc...
Posted by Gemmy Gymshorts Hates You on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:33:00 PST

Taylor Made AKA 'Fuck me! Culture!'

Finally, the blog for Taylor Made. The night was a huge success with a massive turnout (they were turning people away as the place was well over fire regs!) and much appreciation for the art displayed...
Posted by Gemmy Gymshorts Hates You on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 05:27:00 PST

Want to exhibit your art?

Taylors Cafe Bar on Watford High Street is holding anexhibition ofwork involving young artists on June 3rd 2006. The brief is simple, if you think your work should be viewed by thepublic,whatever the ...
Posted by Gemmy Gymshorts Hates You on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:11:00 PST

We Are All Going To Hell: a case study in pictures

Scroll down Conegra: tansvestite chavs, miscarriages and Family Guy Slab didnt have time to get changed before showing up     &nb...
Posted by Gemmy Gymshorts Hates You on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 04:55:00 PST

New Years Cheese

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Posted by Gemmy Gymshorts Hates You on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 03:57:00 PST