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kellie

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About Me

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My Interests

extreme ironing, canary breeding, tiddlywinks, quantum physics, naked fire dancing- blindfolded wizardry, satanic sacreligious trampolining, book burning, pinecone squatting, long walks on the beach and pina coladas,

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

unfortunatley i have a rare condition in my ear canals which means i am allergic to music. it is rather like strobe lights and epilepsy. you could say i am musically epileptic. this can be a problem when i go shopping as i have to wear surgically enhanced ear muffs. every one thinks i am trying to be that guy from joy division, but i obviously havent heard them. however he does look very happy.

Movies:

i am also allergic to movies.

Television:

and television.

Books:

..... my restraining order was put upon me by my librarian. my hero. prior to that my favorite book is "daddy drinks because you cry." an informative pamphlet i picked up from my librarians bin, while i was rumaging through her mail.

Heroes:

my phsyciatrist recommends that i do not have any more heroes after my last restraining order.

My Blog

if i dont post this, i fear he will hunt me down and kill me...

Top 100 Facts for Chuck NorrisLeading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants. 1302 8.371Chuck Norris' calendar goes ...
Posted by kellie on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:53:00 PST