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MY FLATMATE EMILY, SHE'S MENTAL, SHE MAKES GOOD PASTA SNACKS, SHE COOKS THEM IN THE MICROWAVE, SHE LEAVES THEM ON HIGH FOR TWO AND A HALF MINUTES LMAO! SHE IS PRETTY GOOD AT REARRANGING FURNITURE TAKES LIVING ROOMS TO HALLWAYS, SHE'S GONNA BE AN INTERIOR DECORATOR WHEN SHE GROWS UP. SHE TAKES THE HITS. SHE IS MY HERO. MY HEROIN. I'D TAKE 5 BULLETS FOR HER PASTA SNAKZ.THEN THERE IS THE C-MAN, HE KNOWS WHAT IS COOL AND WHO IS COOL, I'M UNDERGOING LUKE PERRY TRAINING, I STILL NEED TO GET THE HANG OF SUN GLASSES AT NIGHT BUT I GOT A B- IN HIS LAST PAPER "LUKE PERRY 101" HE PUTS UP WITH MY SHIT, I LOOK COOLER WHEN I STAND NEXT TO HIM. HE SUITS HIS PANTS MORE THAN ME. HE KNOWS WHERE THE PARTIES BE AT. HE'S A TOTAL BABE.AND THEN THERE IS PONY AKA THE ANNIHILATOR. (THE HOT BABE ON THE RIGHT, THE ONE LAUGHING MANICALLY) SHE'S A FOXY LADY WITH SUPER WIT. SHE SPRAY PAINTS HER SHOES BLACK AND PESTERS SENSITIVE PEOPLE, SHE OBSESSES OVER THE WORD "MOMMY" AND SHE RECKONS SHE'S GONNA MARRY HARMONY KORINE. SHE LOVES ALL THINGS DEGENERATE, LIKE ME AND MY LITTLE PONY. SHE DREW A PICTURE OF WEST AUCKLAND TEEN GIRL GANGSTAS BOTTLING MY BOSS. SHE'S GONNA BE THE NEXT ROBERT CRUMB.