Chad B

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The majority of my clients are women and they tell me that I am "Metrosexual". At 1st I was offended because I thought it meant "a gay guy who rides the bus." But I later found out that it means "a man who takes care of himself.", which I at least attempt to do. I don't get manicures or take bubble baths while reading the new issue of US Weekly. But I do enjoy cooking, I keep my place clean, I pick up after my dog, I often think about working out & getting abs, I'll try just about any hair restoration product, and I'll occasionally burn scented candles while watching Grey's Anatomy :)More about me you ask? Okay, I like the fact that my ass will never be a factor in an interview. I like that I am in one mood ALL the time. I never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. I love using oxymoron’s such as "Butt Head, & Pretty Ugly." I believe that wine is a sure fire sign that God loves us and truly wants us to be happy. And while we are on the subject, Jesus is my homeboy. I believe a day without sunshine is night. I use to wonder why some people would spend the extra money to buy Evian water, but then I tried spelling Evian backwards and wonder no more. If I can't be kind, I at least have the decency to be vague. I gave up on pick up lines when I asked a woman, "So, what do you do?" and she replied, "I'm a female impersonator."Did you know that a kiss stimulates 29 muscles & chemicals causing relaxation? I wish I could relax more often.On a serious note, my favorite thing in life is my 5 yr old son. I coach his teams & pride myself on being a full time dad... not a weekend warrior. He makes me a better person and I live to see him smile. I'm looking to meet interesting and eclectic people...NOT webcam girls.