I have one kidney..let's just get that out in the open right now. I understand if you don't want to talk to me anymore cuz I'm some FREAK..I don't wanna waste anyone's precious time of having to get to know me and blah blah blah then I spring that news on ya one day..so there it is! I've tried to get a handicapped sticker for my condition, but they just laugh at me...wassup w/that?? No one knows what life is like living with only ONE kidney :( I'm in the middle of writing my memoir "Who Needs Two Kidneys Anyway?"
Sooo...if anyone is still reading this, any men out there who can sound like Chewbacca?? (no one BEST correct me on that spelling, either) If so, I wanna marry you....we can go on a date and make prank calls to chicken places asking if they have any chicken legs then suggesting they cover them up w/pants. We can play some NTN trivia and watch me kick your dumbass and then I can put eyeliner on you. :)
If I die before any of you do, please put this on my tombstone: "I Told You I Was Sick"
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