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Callipygian Dude

i'm sofa king rad...

About Me

Your mom is in your extended network...So ok, i've had the Guitar Hero layout for a while... but I'm not sure what to do next... any suggestions are welcome...
So, now on to the normal ho-hum profile crapola:
If you've mastered you're spelling and grammar, then your the girl for me... (that's a really important sentence for a few people i know... hint, hint)
Seriously, think about it for a second... if you thought that was funny, read on...
if not, continue at your own risk... c'mon kids - it's not that hard
to use them correctly... or there/their/they're, for that matter... or to/too/two...
I've got the raddest (shut up, it's a word - no seriously - the myspace spell check thinks it's ok, so it MUST be a real word...) girlfriend ever. Check out my gallery if you wanna see her, but do it at your own risk - you'll probably hate me afterwards, cause she's totally hotter and awesomer than your chick... I'm an internationally lauded underwater basket weaver, so i'm not really
around much, due to the arduous lecture circuit. But when I AM in town,
i like to hang with my peeps at all the cool hangouts - you know, the
"uber-trendy" dallas spots where all the cool people go: like, the bingo hall
on central and lovers... across the street bar on yale... or spankees...
or sans soucci... those places are the coolest!...
I'm a sarcastic bastard... so if you wanna be in my cool book, sense of humor is of utmost importance...
I'm gonna keep this short, cause we all know everyone just looks at the pics anyway...
run home to mommy | find random losers | find a specific loser | check your mail | stuff you like | losers like you

My Interests

underwater basketweaving, unicycle riding, llama herding, bum kicking, midget pornography, and snowboarding

I'd like to meet:

you, if you're cool...

I have more friends than you do... (you loser)

The ol' ball and chain

the roomie who never gets on MySpace

the roomie who bailed on us to move to austin

Paparazzi
magnet

Captain Giff

my kickass sis-in-law

Steve-o

Smash

check out those hooters!

moved to Arizona

cheats at Boggle

my book nerd buddy

i agree with this guy

sucks at racquetball

All-Star

thinks he can snowboard

View All of My Friends

Music:

i like everything from beethoven and brahms to breaking benjamin and the exies... as long as it's not country or acid jazz, i dig it...

i'm goin' to see Three Days Grace and Buckcherry on January 17th! woo hoo!

Movies:

i was a film major, so there are WAY too many to list - i've got over 300 dvd's here at my place, and i see at least one movie in the theater every week...

if you're a fan of boondock saints, you score extra cool points...

Television:

Thank GOD the holiday break's almost over... i'm dying for my shows to come back... Here's what's planned for the next few months:

Prison Break
Heroes
Daybreak
24
The Unit
LOST
Jericho

Smallville
Supernatural
Battlestar Galactica
The Apprentice

(yes, i have a TiVo addiction)

Books:

Reading:
Harry Potter 7

Just Read:
Dark River
(sequel to The Traveler)

Recently:
The Ruins
- (read it, it's AWESOME)
World War Z
30 Days of Night
The Alphabet of Manliness
The City of Masks
The Zombie Survival Guide
Maximum Ride
The Twelfth Card

Heroes:

the guy who invented boyshorts undies for girls

and the dude who wrote this joke:

My Blog

Warped Tour was awesome

ok, myspace lets you post a ton of pics now, so there's no need for me to double them up here - just go to my pics and check them all out...the show was rad - the only thing that sucked about it was t...
Posted by Callipygian Dude on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:00:00 PST

People who ride their brakes down mountain passes suck

Seriously - if the speed limit sign says 50 mph, i'm pretty f'ing sure it's safe to go faster than 25... ...
Posted by Callipygian Dude on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:07:00 PST

Ode to the Douchenozzle Who Left His Thingamajig in the Street

Pulling out of Race Trac,we heard a clunk-clunk-clunk.I was totally taken abackand said "Yo, what the funk?"We pulled into the lotbehind a local Popeye's(and got a few funny looksfrom driving-through ...
Posted by Callipygian Dude on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:12:00 PST

poo and a single folded paper towel

So... most of you know I've got a chick roommate.  So this last weekend, she left town to go to Austin.  And she used the last of the toilet paper before she left town.  But she was con...
Posted by Callipygian Dude on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:21:00 PST

this video is friggin' BRILLIANT!

seriously - stick with it until the final "worst cgi ever" - you'll pee yourself from laughing... ...
Posted by Callipygian Dude on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:53:00 PST

Guitar Hero Party pics

So here are some pics from our Guitar Hero party last weekend... the official inviteme as Slash and Toby as Kurt Cobain (except he couldn't find a blonde wig... but the heroin needle was hilarious)i r...
Posted by Callipygian Dude on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:40:00 PST

the rock gods are smiling down upon us...

Spinal Tap is getting back together for the Live Earth concert in London on July 7th...!!!AND - on the opening night of the Tribeca Film Fest (tonight), Rob Reiner has made a 15 minute short film abou...
Posted by Callipygian Dude on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:41:00 PST

you CAN have fun without drinking...

So I went to Oklahomo this weekend for my nephew's 3rd birthday party... Thought I'd post a few pics to show that I CAN have a good time without drinking...ok, so maybe we drank a little...the color a...
Posted by Callipygian Dude on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:35:00 PST

White Trash Bash '07

So yesterday was the annual White Trash Bash - as always, a total blast...  Had to leave early to go to the Stars game, which kinda sucked - but it was still a blast...oops... i seem to have forg...
Posted by Callipygian Dude on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:42:00 PST

saturday craziness

So we went to this party on saturday night... ad the house of the dude that my roommate lived with before she lived with us... it was actually a pretty kickass party, except for the douchebag who woul...
Posted by Callipygian Dude on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:33:00 PST