This Is Beautiful, Can You Feel My Innocent Envy?
Un.con.ven.tion.al adjective: not conventional; not bound by or conforming to convention, rule, or precedent; free from conventionality
More Terms I cant Stand - "The Whole Shebang" & "Lickety Split". Both of these inspire me to bring violent thingies down upon your skulls.. and what the fuck are BESTIES?!
Im an asshole...I don't like to wait. We can be having fun, right now.The words BATCH ( lets make another ) and PIECES (how many did you have) as well as the term SECONDS ( can I please have ) make me feel ill. Research has shown that I make a horrible significant other. I blame myself. I have added a new photo section for photo work I've done. Please don't hate me if I steal your soul and display it for my own.. I only want you to see as beautifully as me. I didn't take all the original pictures. I just edited them the way I see fit. If you don't like me using your photos let me know. If I made you into art and you don't like it, just tell me dammit. I understand. If you have pictures you think I could make pretty, let me know.Otherwise, just check it out. I feel an immense sense of security beneath the brim of my hat.There is a great quantity of incredibly good music that gets lost everyday. I can give you a small bit of the quality, within that quantity. Drink it up kids. It's delicious. My friends list is a collection of beauty, personality, art and intelligence. They're amazing, all of them. Check em all out, but dont bother them. That would make you an asshole. Really, it would.Now..I'm no different than you, except that I don't suck as much. Awrite no really, I guess people 'need' to know more. I grew up in Lowell, then Tewksbury. I used to be a freak, a varsity athlete( as sad as it is, I'm a Redmen for life) , a writer, an artist.. apparently I have the ability to do quite a bit. These days, I work. After I work in the morning, I work at night. I got bills to pay, eh. It's all good tho cuz my son is better than you.My family is pretty important to me. I have a couple kids( as of July 07) , a couple baby mommas (we're tight, dontchu worry),my true close friends, the mom, the dad, the two sisters and a brother, and of course the whole crazy immediate family. I need these people. Dont doubt it.They made me who I am and they did a damn good job. Dont ever disrespect my family. I'll beat you upside the head with an aluminum T-ball bat all like PING ! I love music, expression, emotion, life. I like buildings that have soul. I like looking at bridges from afar. Music is my Jesus Christ. I dont like drama, or Algebra. I don't like how fat and lazy todays kids are, or how materialistic and souless they are learning to be. I'm a witty critic. I like making people laugh. Smiles should be induced daily. They're beautiful. I dont like people that bitch about every unfortunate instance in life. Choose your battles more wisely.I love having fun. Sometimes i scare myself. I can be very cynical or sarcastic so I try to think happy thoughts constantly..fuzzy bunnies, pretty clouds..crap like that. I care. No really, I do. I have a hunger for life and a thirst for knowledge. Feed me. Im deep and peaceful and confusing and shallow and simple and sometimes I think im God.. but at least im entertaining, right? Yah so.. Thats me. I am Jon. I know you love it. Why else would you have just read all that? Be Bold