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Tight-Pants Jack

I am here for Friends

About Me

I read comics, play video games, watch cartoons, and pay my own rent. In my spare time, I sleep a lot. And, I like cheesecake. Sue me.

My Interests

Cartoons, movies, comic books, video games, kittens, cool music, hangin' out with friends, drawing, and stabbing my enemies in the face.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's smart, funny, likes the same things I like, and always admits it when I'm right, even when I'm not.

Music:

Whatever doesn't suck.

Movies:

300, Back to the Future I-III, Batman Begins, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (UNCUT), Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, Beverly Hills Cop, Braveheart, The Buddy Holly Story, Bull Durham, Cop Land, Daredevil (Director's Cut), The Departed, Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Field of Dreams, Good Morning Vietnam, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Groundhog Day, Hot Rod, Hulk, The Incredibles, The Iron Giant, Leap of Faith, Lucky # Slevin, Major League (none of the sequels-- fuck THAT), Maverick, Napoleon Dynamite, Payback, Robocop, The Rocketeer, Serenity, Short Circuit I & II, Snatch, Sneakers, Spaceballs, Spider-Man I & II, Star Wars Eps IV-VI, Superbad, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, The Time Machine, Tombstone, Transformers, UHF, Unbreakable, V for Vendetta, Walk the Line, X-Men, X2, and many more. . . .

Television:

Arrested Development, Batman: the Animated Series, Battlestar Galactica (new one), Becker, Enterprise, Family Guy, Firefly, Futurama, House MD, Judge Mathis, Justice League, Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, Lost, Malcom in the Middle, M*A*S*H, News Radio, Night Court, The Price is Right, Quantum Leap, The Simpsons, Star Trek, Star Trek: TNG (just to name a few)

Books:

Comics!

Heroes:

Batman, "Hawkeye" Pierce, Dr. House, Ben Stone, Jack McCoy, Dr. Sam Beckett, and Bruce Timm

My Blog

Scene Change

On Monday, I gave Chase my two weeks notice. It's time for me to leave there, and Paula agrees. I just haven't been happy for the last couple of months being there.Instead, I've decided to take some...
Posted by Tight-Pants Jack on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:05:00 PST

Take Yer Medicine

"I'm sad.""Why is that, Paula?""Because I don't have any CHOCOLATE!"One of my newest favorite things to do is stay up and play Dr. Mario Online Rx with Paula until we get tired and decide to go to bed...
Posted by Tight-Pants Jack on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:54:00 PST

SMASH!

I need Smash Bros. friends!My code is:2148-8561-3111WHAT'S YOURS?!
Posted by Tight-Pants Jack on Wed, 14 May 2008 08:11:00 PST

Smashing!

Paula got me Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and I'm already hooked. Not that it would take much anyway, but as soon as R.O.B. showed up, I completley fell in love with it.
Posted by Tight-Pants Jack on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:09:00 PST

SketchBlog

I'm jumping on the bandwagon and starting my own sketchblog.http://tightpantssketchblog.blogspot.com/You're welcome.
Posted by Tight-Pants Jack on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:09:00 PST

The All-New JACKMOBILE

In case you haven't heard or seen it yet, here's my new sweet ride:The 2008 Ford Mustang. V6 engine, Charcoal Grey finish, 5-speed manual transmission, 16" alloy wheels, and 587.9k Awesome Particles ...
Posted by Tight-Pants Jack on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:37:00 PST

Where No MiniMate Has Gone Before . . .

I LOVE finding toys for my toys to play with!My Star Trek MiniMates own YOUR Star Trek MiniMates' asses....
Posted by Tight-Pants Jack on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:41:00 PST

New Toys!

Take your Back to the Future MiniMates, add Welly's 1:24 Diecast Metal DeLorean Time Machine, and . . .Awesome....
Posted by Tight-Pants Jack on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 03:00:00 PST

Last Night . . .

I WATCHED AN EPISODE OF PERFECT STRANGERS!!!HOLY SHIT!Thanks to the fine folks at Ion Television (aka "The Poor Man's Nick at Night"). And to think, I figured all the episodes had been burned long, L...
Posted by Tight-Pants Jack on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:40:00 PST

LOADS of Fun and Excitement

Work is going SO well, it's amazing they even pay me to do it . . . and yet they do. Paula, Pat and I saw Transformers at the IMAX for free last night. Now I know what you're thinking; "SHIT, Jack! ...
Posted by Tight-Pants Jack on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:48:00 PST