Everything is interesting...Nothing is....Yes, it is...Okay, fuck it...Attitude,Art,Alcohol(mainly Rolling Rock),Newport Cigarettes,Rough Sex,My homemade salsa,Using my gifted tongue,Sarcasm,Good music,Drug induced mind orgasms,Amputee Porn,Rolling Rock,wondering what my old friends are up to and hoping that they are alive,Girls with tattoos,flirting with hotties and notties,fantasy,Extra spearmint chewing pleasure,my wolfies,Tossing Salad,Screwing screws,Deluding myself,Crossword puzzles,skating,good body odor,Making a Fucking Spectacle of Myself,Hand Grenades,Girls that bite and scratch,Toying with the chemical balance in my brain,Blackened Voodoo,drinking nasty whey shakes,anything cherry, picking my nose,looking in mirrors,Creating and Destroying,Breaking things,Dancing Jigs,Caffeine,Sex in dirty porta johns,Conversing with the voices in my head,Candy that makes my tongue change colors,Jim Beam,Staying out of Jail,History,Wine enemas,Lo Mein,Crappy inane useless facts,black cherry yogurt,People that don't make me nauseous...and people that do,Moose Tracks Ice Cream,Girls in Pigtails,Mongolian muthafuckas,Hot Sauce,High Caliber Fire Arms,Thongs,Moving into a pineapple under the sea,Black,Mountain Dew,Pixie Stix,Frolicking naked in the wild with woodland creatures,Astroglide,Rubber,Liquid Latex,Mupppets,Bull Terriers,Gates of Hell,Whips and chains,Peanut Butter,defacating and masturbating,Ball gags,Crisco,large curd cottage cheese,turning everything into a sexual expierience,sticking my finger in my ear as I shite,smelling chairs after old women have raised,listening to the go-gos,being a pervert,being a perfect gentleman, typing this shit while I'm bored,you ready muthafucka???...
My Mum,Ghengis Khan,Andy Warhol,Bruce Lee,Audrey Hepburn,Henry Ford,Linda Lovelace,Lemmy,Woody Guthrie,Darby Crash,Albert Einstein,Hoover(or whoever developed the vacuum cleaner),Albert Fish,Marylin Monroe,Osama bin Laden,Confucious,Brak,Timothy Leary,Irvine Welsh,Merriweather Lewis,Socrates,Elvis,William S. Burroughs,Thomas Jefferson,Homer,Stephen Hawkings,Joan of Arc,the Queen Mother,Ron Jeremy,Hank Williams,whoever created Oxy-clean,and Satan
Very Metal!!! Motorhead,Slayer,Venom,Elvis, Dimmu Borgir,Prince,Old Man's Child,Tupac,The Ramones,Mayhem,Misery,Dark Funeral,Black Sabbath,Lil' Kim,Iggy Pop,Leadbelly,Amebix,GG Allin,DMX,Dolly Parton,Leftover Crack,Quiet Riot,The Butthole Surfers,Opeth,Richard Hell,Extinction of Mankind,Cyndi Lauper,Doom,Hank Williams Sr.,Kalmah,Sublime,X,The Varukers,Johhny Cash,Gorgoroth,Jimmy Hendrix,MDC,Marduk,Subhumans,Suffocation,Notorious B.I.G.,Dio,The Bangles,Crass,Pink Floyd,Naked Aggression,Obituary,Frank Sinatra,Emperor,Destroy,Mercyful Fate,Woody Guthrie,Social Distortion,Billy Idol,Nile,Bauhaus,Britney Spears,Minor Threat,50 Cent,Gorguts,Jane's Addiction,Aretha Franklin,Nas,Impaled Nazerene,Blue Oyster Cult,Beyonce Knowles,Filth,Ludwig van Beethoven,Black Flag,The Doors,The Pixies,Patsy Cline,Exhumed,The Cure,Emperor,GWAR,David Allan Coe,Bjork,Cocknoose,Blondie,Tool,NWA,The Misfits,Rotting Christ,Tina Turner,Man is the Bastard,Satyricon,Boxcar Willie,Bad Brains,The Allman Brothers Band,Aus Rotten,Cannibal Corpse,The Rolling Stones,Eve,Conflict,Morbid Angel,Blatz,Lynyrd Skynyrd,Triple 6 Mafia,David Bowie,Celtic Frost,Louis Armstrong,Wu Tang Clan,Culture Club,Six Feet Under,The Beatles,Children of Bodom,Sham 69,Motley Crew,The Casualties,Lamb of God,The Mentors,Amadeus Mozart..anything that makes my booty shake...
A Clockwork Orange,Evil Dead 1&2,Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1&2,Enter the Dragon,The Breakfast Club,Bad Taste,Ninja Scroll,The Hills Have Eyes,Pee Wee's Big Adventure,The Nightmare Before X-Mas,Scarface,The Grapes of Wrath,Plan 9 from Outer Space,Full Metal Jacket,The Goonies,Akira,White Slave,Night of the Living Dead,Sixteen Candles,Kiss My French Holes,Killer Clowns from Outer Space,The Good,the Bad,and the Ugly,the Devil in Miss Jones,The Wall,The Grinch that Stole X-mas,Anything with Ginger Lynn,The Rocky Horror Picture Show,Trainspotting,Blood in Blood out,Breakfast at Tiffany's,Animal House,anything Star Wars,John Waters flicks,Godfather 1&2,Deliverance,The Shining,Frankenhooker,Fantasia,South Park the Movie,The Matrix,Heavy Metal,Immortal Beloved,Troma Flicks,Conan the Barbarian,Pirates of the Caribbean,Blade Runner,Boxing Helena,Suburbia,Anything with Angelina Jolie,The Decline of Western Civilization,The Elephant Man,Amadeus,Barberella,Porn porn porn...the cheesier the better...
The Simpsons...Scooby-Doo...Animal Planet...Jeopardy...The History Channel...Transformers...The Weather Channel...Hong Kong Phooey...The Discovery Channel...South Park...The Dukes of Hazzard...SpongeBob Squarepants...Emeril Live...Superfriends...uh, the Simpsons...
The Scrabble Dictionary(3rd edition),The Art of War,One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,A Clockwork Orange(the first 20 chapters, sorry Anthony Burgess...I was ruined by Kubrick before I read the book),Swan Song,The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn,On the Road,the Shining,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,The Divine Comedy,Junky,the Wheel of Time Series,The Illiad,The Stand,Hell's Angel,Twilight Eyes,The Call of the Wild, Crime and Punishment,Flowers in the Attic,the Books of Blood,Dianetics,Everything Tolkkien,Diaries of a Dirty Old Man,the Book of Lies,Undaunted Courage,Trainspotting,the Bell Jar,Dracula,1984,The Catcher in the Rye,Helter Skelter,The Vampire Chronicles,the Man in Black,The Karma Sutra,Almanacs,The Koran,the Satanic Bible,the Bible,the Grand Adventure of Fu(in my head and not yet in print)...
Me,myself,and I...