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Tom

...killing and wounding many of our men...

About Me


"Ron Miel India" was apparently some kind of 'Honey Rum.' But it was nothing like I expected. More like a crazy sort of Southern Comfort. Now it is just sour

My Interests

WAR

and peace but we all know which is more fun unless you're in one in which case i may be convinced to edit the profile of course there are other things but these are the first that sprang to mind with the help of Captain Morgan

I'd like to meet:

I'm fine for meeting people actually, i suppose I could if it was an emergency. On the other hand I often think if was to meet any people I wouldn't be able to think of anything to say to them causing awkward silences

On second thoughts unless I already know the person its probably best that I not meet it. Thats not to say I don't want to meet anybody and live as a hermit. But its probably best for the other person or persons.

Music:

It's not really worth putting is it?

There are lots of musics around and rather than be pigeon holed into any type of merchandise I'd rather not say. However its probably worse to say everything is good or give a wide selection of musics. So why not say music that you dont enjoy?

to hear a fine selection of modern fusian jazz, folk and early Flemish dances and Tv themes of the the last 150 years click here

Movies:

Where Eagles Dare, The Life Aquatic, The Big Lebowski, The Cruel Sea, M*A*S*H. I dont like movies about gladiators. Other films that are good usually have accidentally ended up in a jiffi bag on the doorstep where the postman leaves the things you'd forgotten you'd bought whilst influenced by mind altering quantities of beers, wines and spirits to be consumed off the premises.
Actors are useful things to put in films. They are often used for moving, gesturing and pulling faces that mean different things depending on what else is going on in the film. Good actors are Bill Murray, Donald Sutherland, John Cussack, Omar Sharif, James Robertson Justice, Alec Guiness, Peter Sellers, Jack Hawkins, Dirk Bogarde and many others too numerous to mention.
Actresses are also sometimes in films. These are often called on to play the female parts in the story although this is not always the case. Mostly you will find that the ladies as they like to be known are playing roles that are sometimes badly thought out and a bit rubbish. Good things to do if you are an aspiring actress are 1. Not being overweight and 2. Sleeping with the director.
Directors are the people who decide what the film is going to be like. Before production begins they have to make the call as to if the film is good or bad. If they decide a film is going to be bad they will spend between 80- 200,000,000 on things that they need for the film like plastic cups and stuntmen. If they decide to make a good film money is less important. Nearly all the films that are good involve a list of things that are secret.

Television:

yes. Spaced, Brass Eye, Big Train, The Mighty Boosh, War Walks 1+2, Battlefields, Hans Christian Alan Partridgson, 24, reaching for th skies, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Blackadder, Extras are good. But there are of course many other things.

.. width="425" height="350" .. As with music it's probably easier to list things you don't like. I don't like Friends, Things on ITV, Things on saturday night, Grandstand and extended coverage of sport that makes things you do want to watch be rescheduled and big brother.

So there.

Books:

I have at any time up to seven books in my house. These can be used for looking things up or making yourself feel cleverer than you actually are.

Heroes:

Spike Milligan, Dickie H, the Doctor and.......