BEVOIS â„¢

The details of what I've experienced thus far in life are inconsequential to many, but to a few, they are all too titillating. Very well, where do I begin? I am a relentlessly self-improving parochially educated Quebecois from New England with low grade eccentricity and a penchant for debauchery. My family are hard-working, respected, Christian samaritans of the name Bevois with bronzed skin. During my college years, I would womanize, I would drink. I would make outrageous claims like I invented cage fighting. Sometimes I would accuse wrestlers of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers on the Vineyard, swim lessons. In the spring I'd trim bonsai trees. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first hummer. At the age of fourteen a Colombiana named Sofia taught me the hidden wonders of Kama Sutra. There really is nothing quite like tantric fornication... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
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