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There's only one legend. That's me.

About Me

Im going through a mid life crisis at 25! HA HA sad but true.The more I try to figure myself out the more I realize Im a very complex person. I think it has to do with being a Gemini. I wanna walk on fire but I know that I would probably piss my pants when I got up there to do it. Sometimes I hate people but I love gatherings. Im a loner but deep down inside I hate being alone. I wanna be rich but not for me. Im happy living the way I live but I would like to make as much money as possible not for me but for everyone that I love. I wanna be able to give all my loved ones whatever they need and want. I wanna pay off all my parents bills and buy my girl a Range Rover, she'll drive the Range Rover and I'll drive my Saturn. I know it dosent make any sense but hey thats how I roll."My mother said to me,"If you become a soldier you'll be a general; if you become a monk, you'll end up as the Pope." Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso." - Pablo Picasso. Some facts about me: When the Boogey-Man goes to sleep, he looks under his bed to make sure that I'm not there.My tears cure cancer, except I have never cried.I'm 12-1 in fights to the death!I'm a RED belt in the deadly art of REX KWON DO.I taught David Blaine how to levitate.I once killed a man just to watch him die, then I realized what I did so I brought him back to life.I taught Bruce Lee Roy how to catch bullets with his teeth.The book "Mein Kampf" was based on my second grade English paper.I once went a whole summer without talking, just so I can better appreciate the sound of a whisper.I used to work at Chippendales, but I got fired becuase I forgot to use my Australian accent one day.The world revolves around the sun and the sun revolves around me.I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my room and was in bed before the room was dark. anyone that dosen't like me, can kiss my nephew's.... You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

I like to lift weights, watch movies, play XBOX 360, read books, take naps, hang out with my dog Penelope, and tons of other useless stuff.HE's WEARING a GI!This is how I roll...

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet positive people, cause a negative person won't cut it in my world. I like met people who are goal orientated and have the determination and will power to follow their dreams and accomplish what they set out to accomplish. I'm a firm believer that you are who you keep around you, so if I dont associate myself with you its probably for a reason.I get tons of messages a day from people and I try to respond to each message but it gets difficult. Here's a tip, to the ladies that send me a message. Send something else besides "you're hot". Seriously it's deep how shallow you guys can be. I got a girlfriend that I LOVE so dont bother coming at me like that. Ive put her through a lot and shes always been there for me. And the same thing goes for the gay guys that message me. I'm not gay and you guys can quit with that "hey papi" stuff.If you're asking me on training advice then that's cool, I'm always down to help. Just understand that it might be a minute before I reply to you cause I actually take my time to write out well thought out answers. I'm all for helping people out and helping myself out. I'm always trying to learn and if you have any info on anything, feel free to message me, cause I might need it one day. Who knows."To live is to suffer, to survive is to find meaning in the suffering. If there is a purpose in life at all, there must be a purpose in suffering and dying. But no man can tell another what this purpose is. Each must find out for himself, and must accept the responsibility that his answer prescribes. If he succeeds he will continue to grow in spite of all indignities." - Viktor Frankl, Mans Search For Meaning Roberto "Manos de Piedra" Duran "I am not an animal in my personal life. But in the ring there is an animal inside me. Sometimes it roars when the first bell rights. Sometimes it springs out later in a fight. But i can always feel it there, driving me and pushing me forward. It is what makes me win. It makes me enjoy fighting."- Roberto Duran Norifumi "Kid" Yamamoto "Iron" Mike Zambidis Georges "Rush" St.Pierre and these funny guys

Music:

Rap, R&B, and motivational cds like Tony Robbins, Red Hot chilli peppers, gary jules, johnny cash

Movies:

I like Kevin Smith movies (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Clerks 2, Dogma, Chasing Amy), The Usual Suspects, Memento, Lord of The Rings series, Zoolander, Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure, Mean Girls (DONT HATE!), ALI G, Swingers,The Last Samurai, Troy, Saving Private Ryan, a knights tale, and a lot more.

Television:

I dont watch tv, I can only watch it when it comes on dvd anyways I like...Lost, Heroes, Prison Break, Ultimate Fighter, the wire, and Entourage! And the WEC Wreckage show.

Books:

How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie, The Art of War, It's True It's True by Kurt Angle, The Peoples History of The United States, Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill, 48 Laws of Power, How to Read a Person Like a Book, Mans Search For Meaning by Viktor Frankl, Bringing Down the House (not the movie with Queen Latifa, I'm talking about the 6 kids from M.I.T that took Vegas casinos for millions), Mi Vida Loca by Johnny Tapia.I usually read a book a week and I'm always looking for interesting reads so if you know of a good book please recommend it to me.

Heroes:

My parents, Tony Robbins, Coach Phil Jackson, Viktor Frankl, Christopher Reeve, Marc Laimon, Roberto Duran, Oscar De La Hoya, Arturo Gatti, Johnny Tapia, Coach John Wooden, Roy Jones Jr, and my brother Herc“We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.”- Will Rogers

My Blog

how I trained for my 1st fight (diet included)

So here it is guys, this is taken directly from my training logs. I just took out how i felt after each session but I left everything else in. enjoy!Week 1Monday 28 januray, 2008 weight 1398am- worko...
Posted by useless on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:14:00 PST

write up of my 1st fight (pics!!!)

So I finally got around to writing it. sorry it took so long all, I’ve been doing nothing but stuffing my face the last couple of days. Anyways heres the run through on everything that happened ...
Posted by useless on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:09:00 PST

World Champs in Turkey (Pics & write up)

Hey guys, just wanted to let everyone know that Im back home in the states safe and sound. For those that dont know I went to Turkey for the World Pankration Championship. The trip to turkey was AWESO...
Posted by useless on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:36:00 PST

Please recomend a book

hey everyone, well as you all know I try to read about a book a week. Anyways if any of you guys know a good book please recomend it to me and I'll check it out. Thanks
Posted by useless on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:25:00 PST

If you want to change your life!

if you want to change your life, or look at things in a different way than i HIGHLY recomend this book. "Man's Search for Meaning"by. Viktor E. Frankl The first time I read this book was my freshman ...
Posted by useless on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 03:28:00 PST

Need advice. VERY IMPORTANT! PLEASE help

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. S...
Posted by useless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Video of one of my matches

Hey guys heres a video of one of my matches. Its from March of this year (2004). Anyways check it out, as always Im the one wearing all white with pink trim. http://onthemat.com/video.php?videoid=359...
Posted by useless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST