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The only thing we have to fear is MRJ!

Never give up on a dream.

About Me

I'm a middle aged man that tried to do something with his life a long time ago but got lost along the way. Now I'm in cooking school to pursue a career in something I've loved to do my whole life, make people happy. I'm working part time at a local private club, learning banquet cooking with the finest ingredients, a nearly infinate budget and an amazing staff. My superiors are PHENOMINAL and are all major league Culinary Gangsters. In the past year I've been designing awesome custom fruit platters for experience and extra money, some of my work is on this page. I like to help people as long as it's not too much work and i get over praised for doing it. I read, watch TV, write awesome blogs and lately have been writing my first book. It's about a man who makes some bad decisions and tries to find redemption...(I know it sounds common, but believe me, it's a lot harder and more complicated than it sounds)I enjoy drinking with my friends or on a quiet evening by the fire. I want to get a dog, (i've acquired a new cat via my new room mate) a house and a full time job before starting a business. I'm gonna be a big deal someday so it's probably a good idea to get to know me now and get in on the ground floor. Right now I'm concentrating on all things food (Work and School) and I'm tring to devote time to finish my book. With all that going on it's probably not a good time to come knockin at my door!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

drinking, mind games, ignoring my friends when something more important is going on. Sci-Fi TV junkie and happy hour mooch , cross your fingers and you'll get to bring me home to mom...img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l17/mrjoshcook/spence rtunick1.jpg"

I'd like to meet:

Steven Hawking, Moby, George Bush, Albert Einstein, Kurt Vonegut, Jesus, Mohammed, Emeril, Johnny "freakin" Cash, A girl that has her shit together (Wait... is this a list of real or imaginary people?) Sarah Michelle Gellar (to see what the hell she was thinking when she got married) Allyson Hanigan (cuz she's cute and I'm a nerd)Katheryn Hepburn, Hillary Clinton, Max Brooks, Osama bin Laden so I can tear his throat out with my teeth, John F. Kennedy, F.D.R., Ronald Reagan, Aliens (the nice close encounters kind not the facehugger/chestbuster/eat your face off kind, although that would be cool too i have soem ideas about dealing with 'em) Somebody in the Illuminati, so they can tell me what the fuck is really going on, Elvis, Eric Clapton, Bono,Alton Brown, Escoffier, John Lennon, Andy Warhol, Lewis Black, Kevin Smith, Seth Green, My wife,People weirder than me,Anyone who's a culinary Gangster, a martian and your mom.

Music:

Johnny "freakin" Cash, Kilbrannan (penny Whiskey's growin on me), Gothic Industrial, Local Crap like Kevin McCarthy, National Crap, International Crap. My boys (and girl) in Dharma Lab, Digital Geist, DJ Soma, DJ Mindslayer, City of God, and all the other folks that played at Club 135, Lowest of the Low, great big sea, bluegrass,Cheesy 80's, rock,techno, clapton, new crap you play for me that you say is good

Movies:

Blade Runner, Aliens, Star Wars, The Passion of the Christ, M. Night Shawhosiewhatsits, The Lion King, Jaws , John Carpenter (even the crappy stuff). Heavy Metal (I've got an angle), Rocky Horror (Oh, Rocky!)Old School (sometimes it's my life) Most zombie flicks,Series 7: The Contenders,The Quiet Man (If the IRA was involved, there wouldn't be a burning stone of your house left standing) Office Space, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Die Hard (Yippy Kai-Yea Motherfucker) Batman Begins (the best thing I've seen in years) The Usual Suspects (the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist) anything with Fred Ward or Rutger Hauer, especially if it was originaly made for HBO, Crappy Saturday night made for Sci Fi channel movies (Hey! Mansquito!) Secretary (Maggie is the talented Gyllenhaal) Clerks and almost all things Kevin Smith (I loved Mallrats but snoozed thru Chasing Amy) X-men (more blue chicks!) and real Anime like Spirited Away, Howl's moving Castle and Akira, and the funniest movie you probably never saw... Eulogy.

Television:

Trek, Family Guy, Stargate, Burn Notice, Battlestar Galactica,The food network, Doctor Who, Sunday morning newsshows, Top Chef, Mythbusters and adult swim

Books:

Turtledove, Orson Scott card, Meg and the sequels, The Travis McGee Series from John McDonald is my newest obsession, Comics, The Zombie survival Guide, World War Z and Cookbooks (not at the same time...You can't marinade the yuck out of undead necrotic tissue)

Heroes:

Batman, My Mom (for putting up with me and bailing me out of jail, twice.) Anyone CG, Myself when I do what's right...(which hopefully is more often than not)

My Blog

senseless yet sober blog

latinos are just too god damn happy. that's why everybody hates 'em. they get less respect than black folks, BLACK FOLKS! and still they go about their bizness of scraping crap off floors and such. 1s...
Posted by The only thing we have to fear is MRJ! on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:17:00 PST

i wonder if mccain likes lapdances...

quick impression: Barak Obama "iraq, iraq, iraq. blah, blah, blah, george bush, george bush, george bush, blah, blah, blah" John McCain "experience= me. inexperience= Barak, maverick, maver...
Posted by The only thing we have to fear is MRJ! on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:09:00 PST

a josh, a mountie and a babe

i'm not sure... but i think i was stood up tonight. yikes! mrj must be losing his touch. maybe mrj should stop interwebing while drunk. maybe mrj should play it a little cooler. maybe mrj should just ...
Posted by The only thing we have to fear is MRJ! on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 11:48:00 PST

show me your CANS!

when i see a sign for Guinness in a movie I go "Oooooo...." when i see a hot chick i barely give it a nod. when the fuck did i get old? maybe i've just realized a Guinness has never broken my heart......
Posted by The only thing we have to fear is MRJ! on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:10:00 PST

if the man in front of you gets shot, pick up his rifle and shoot at the enemy

paraphrase from the west wing: a recently elected democrat congressmen is called into a senior congressmen's office. the senior congressmen sez "are you ready to battle the enemy?" and the young congr...
Posted by The only thing we have to fear is MRJ! on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:42:00 PST

my senses finally blurred...

The market took a hit. Good. I hope it takes a much bigger plunge. I love how it's become such a crisis. How much is politics? Well& if it was that big a deal, would congress actually take 2 days off...
Posted by The only thing we have to fear is MRJ! on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:09:00 PST

party


Posted by The only thing we have to fear is MRJ! on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:15:00 PST

There is a song of man

There is a song of man and you can hear it again and again. There is a song of man and you can hear it again and again. We have split the atom listen to the Iniut We have fabric that can stop a bullet...
Posted by The only thing we have to fear is MRJ! on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:39:00 PST

redeemed

i don't feel all that different. but i've been redeemed. the sun shines brighter, on everyone. the curse that has surrounded me and my life and my friends has been lifted and every day will be a bette...
Posted by The only thing we have to fear is MRJ! on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:29:00 PST

silly rabbit, drinx are for josh

long week, tonight, i'm drinkin... ~~~mrj
Posted by The only thing we have to fear is MRJ! on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 06:16:00 PST