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Dean Wormer

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

About Me

There's only one way to do things...My way. Get with the program, or get out.

My Interests

Double secret probation. Academic interests. Not dead horses.

I'd like to meet:

My wife left me for a "younger" man so I'm gonna take all my frustrations out on you rotten kids. I'd like to meet other people of upstanding character who know how to belittle others and ruin their fun.

Music:

Classical...but not the edgy kind.

Movies:

Animal House, Airplane 2, Swiss family Robinson, I'm gonna git you sucka, The Outlaw Josey Wales.

Television:

Delta House, batman the animated series.

Books:

Books encorage independent thought. Personally I think they should all be banned.

Heroes:

Me.

My Blog

poop-a- thon?

Club 135 is even more disgusting than even i thought. I live in a poop free zone. As a matter of fact...I haven't pooped since 1978. check out dj soma for more poop!I'm out.~the Dean...
Posted by Dean Wormer on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:11:00 PST

They did it again!!!

That darn Club 135 crew!!! I tried wrecking their party with a flood and they kept going...that rotten Mr. Joshua even hooked up!!! I hate those guys!!! I'm gonna get 'em next time for sure!!! ~~~the ...
Posted by Dean Wormer on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:55:00 PST

beer

I don't think I like Guinness out of the bottle, even with the widget. I like the cans. Of course draft is best, but the can product is definately better than the bottle. If you don't like it, lump it...
Posted by Dean Wormer on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 08:40:00 PST