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Augie Doggie

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

What can I say? I'm just me. Easy going, try to get along with everybody, hard worker, fun to be around. See the survey thing below for more info.

Of all my favorite things to do,
the utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
with each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer's so frothy, smooth and cold--
It's paradise--pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me...
That's all for now, I gotta pee!

Here's the most offensive joke ever. Be warned.

My Interests



Hitting the bars , clubbin , The Indianapolis Fighting Football Colts , concerts , comedy shows , camping , outdoors stuff , ceramics (using the pottery wheel) , boating , tubing , water-skiing , video games , computer stuff

I'd like to meet:

Some cool motherfuckers from all over this country.

Try this out for a little fun. Betty the Bouncer
(click and drag to move her, squeeze her through the bubbles...)

Due to popular request, if you want this for your page, just add the following code to your page wherever you want the bubble lady to show up. Courtesy of ebaumsworld.com , check them out.

And Shepards we shall be, for thee my lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.
We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris, et Filius, Spiritus sanctus.

Music:

Tom Petty Saving Grace Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Audioslave: Show Me How to Live

Primus: Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

This has to be the dumbest song I have ever heard, and the guy dancing makes it even funnier, so I figured why not put it on my page! Enjoy!

Ben Folds / BF5 , Pink Floyd , The Beatles , Counting Crows , Tom Petty , Nirvana , Red Hot Chili Peppers , Jack Johnson , Jimmy Buffett , Steve Miller , Bloodhound Gang , Godsmack , Audioslave , Rage Against the Machine , KoRN , Staind , Linkin Park , System of a Down , Breaking Benjamin , Foo Fighters , Soundgarden , Tenacious D , Green Day , STP , Sublime , Reel Big Fish , 311 , Beastie Boys , Dre , Snoop , Tupac , Biggie , 50 cent , Eminem , St. Lunatics , Ludacris , JayZ , R. Kelly , Bone

No country, no 80's rock, both suck.

Movies:

Goonies , Billy Madison , Fight Club , The Sandlot , Se7en , Rounders , Happy Gilmore , The Matrix , Boondock Saints , South Park , Team America , BASEketball , Orgazmo , Clerks , Mallrats , Dogma , Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back , Usual Suspects , Ladies' Man , Tommy Boy , Old School , Anchorman , Wedding Crashers , Superbad , 40 Year-Old Virgin , Super Troopers , Office Space , Bio Dome , Dude Where's My Car , Dazed & Confused , Half Baked , Spaceballs , Stand By Me , Ferris Bueller , Indiana Jones , ET , Star Wars , Lord of the Rings

Television:


South Park , Family Guy , 24 , Chappelle's Show , Heroes , My Boys , Scrubs , How I Met Your Mother , Big Bang Theory , Californication , X-Files , American Chopper , any kind of stand-up comedy , CSI , I Love the 80's & 90's , Friends , Everybody Loves Raymond , King of Queens , Mythbusters , Stargate SG1 , The Daily Show , The Colbert Report , Futurama

Books:

B... Boo... What??

Heroes:

Pee-Wee Herman, Mr. Rogers, Carrot-Top, Christopher Lowell, William Hung, and Hugh Heffner. Hahaha, yeah right! Well all but Hugh, he's pure living witness to the American Dream!! God Bless Hugh! Seriously though, I'd say George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Harland Williams, Dave Attell, Adam Sandler, Ben Folds, Edward Norton, Bruce Willis, and I'm sure a few more.

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I am Iron Man Iron Man 85% The Flash 80% Spider-Man 75% Green Lantern 70% Superman 65% Robin 63% Hulk 45% Supergirl 33% Batman 30% Wonder Woman 28% Catwoman 25% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan "Superphat" Augie
Birthday: October 5th
Birthplace: The Ville (Louisville, KY)
Current Location: Naptown Baby! (Indianapolis)
Eye Color: Brown/Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: German American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers
Your Weakness: Pretty girls, and the fact I'm "too nice"
Your Fears: That I'm gonna be alone for the rest of my life.
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat lover's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a friggin raise!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: don't know, never really thought about it
Your Bedtime: between 10 and 11 during the week
Your Most Missed Memory: Being around all my cousins in Louisville
Pepsi or Coke: Coke all the way
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: depends, I like both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, not a big fan of chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Either / or
Do you Smoke: I'm a quitter
Do you Swear: Abso-fuckin-lutely
Do you Sing: If that is what you want to call it
Do you Shower Daily: Of course, I'm no dirty bitch
Have you Been in Love: not sure, so I guess no
Do you want to go to College: I'm done with skoolin
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: not as much as I should
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on things that go in circles really fast
Do you think you are Attractive: I wouldn't say that I'm ugly by any means
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: yup, pretty well, my family is pretty close
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah they are relaxing
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um, yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: negatory
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope, unless caffeine/alcohol counts
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, couldn't tell ya the last time I ate one, let alone a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope, not a fan
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no (knock on wood)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, it's fucking February, are you serious?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maybe a heart or two, hahaha (kidding)
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: you betcha! (inside joke, not from a store)
How do you want to Die: I don't want to die, I want to live damnit, live!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: The Bahamas (don't know if that's a country but oh well)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: at least shoulder length
Height: 5' - 5'8"
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: chillin clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1, and I didn't enjoy it
Number of CDs I own: oh god, I'd say between downloaded and bought, close to 700
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not very many, at least 2 I can think of right off the top of my head though
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My Blog

Shut up you little pot-licker I'll stick you in a microwave!

Alright I haven't done a blog in a while, so here we go for another round of fun.   I'm sitting here at work trying to think up something to write this blog about.  The first thing that came...
Posted by Augie Doggie on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:14:00 PST

Public Service Announcement (read or you might be screwed)

Alright, this is going out to everyone. Since I know more about computers than most, I figure I have to let everybody in on what I came to realize. There are some bulletins going out that are trying t...
Posted by Augie Doggie on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:52:00 PST

When 20 questions just isn't enough...

YouPeople Have Way Too Much Time On Your Hands IfYou'reFilling Out One Thousand QuestionsLong Surveys Holy Crap How Long Will You Keep Reading This Before You Get Tired Of Scrolling Down That's How I ...
Posted by Augie Doggie on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:08:00 PST

Is this so unexpected any more?

I'm sure if you've had an account on Myspace for more than a couple of hours, you've seen this error very frequently. And I thought I would translate it for those non-computer savvy people out there i...
Posted by Augie Doggie on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST

New myspace page when you login

Well as the user numbers on this website approach 8.7 trillion people, response times from the servers have been lacking as of late. Pretty soon, myspace will be switching to its new user interface. C...
Posted by Augie Doggie on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:50:00 PST

Cancun beeyotch!

Well aside from the alcohol poisoning that led to blacking out and losing my $300 sunglasses, the trip was great.  Lots of booze, lots of sun, hot chicks everywhere.  I'd recommend Cancun to...
Posted by Augie Doggie on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 08:19:00 PST

When, Lord, when? When's gonna be my time?

(the subject line is a quote from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back in case you didn't get that, but it does apply here).  This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last,...
Posted by Augie Doggie on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:40:00 PST

You fuckin noobs

noob Noob (nüb) adj.1. A person who is new and or inexperienced to an environment, situation, or game, but doesn't admit it. This person also carries the belief that they are experienced / skilled in ...
Posted by Augie Doggie on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:49:00 PST

Teenie boppers need not apply

Alright, I have met some really cool people on here, but if you're under 18 and you are not somebody that I already know, please do not request to be my friend because I will not accept you.  No ...
Posted by Augie Doggie on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:14:00 PST

Here we go again, another treat for the road.

Alright, well I've finally broken down and signed up for this website. So now people can't give me shit for not having a myspace account. It's gonna take me a while to get this bitch up and running, s...
Posted by Augie Doggie on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:18:00 PST