About Me

Beeep boop babop. Cookie Bot is gin-ger-bread cook-ie o-ver a me-tal en-do-skel-le-ton. Cookie Bot has all the ben-e-fits of be-ing a ro-bot, plus I am de-lici-ous. The cra-zy thing a-bout me is, I love eat-ing cook-ies. How whack is that? Cookie Bot is da pimp-in-est ro-bot in da moth-er-freak-in hiz-ouse. Cookie Bot loves all the fly la-dies. Hells Yeah.

My Interests

Beep Bleep Boooop. Cookie Bot loves all da hot short-ies. Hells yeah. Cookie Bot also loves swim-ming in big glass-es of milk, and kick-ing the shit out of the gin-ger bread man! Cookie Bot hates him so much. He thinks he is such hot shit, just be-cause he can run fast-er than me. Well whoop-ty doo. Let's see how fast you run with a cookie ro-bot foot up your ass! Bleep Booooooooooooooop.

I'd like to meet:

Booop beep bop. I'll tell ya who I don't want to meet, Cookie Monster. That bitch scares me! Cookie Bot has a lot of love to give, and Cookie Bot loves wo-men like cook-ies love milk. Hells yeah. Bleeep beep boop.

Music:

Cookie Bot loves the song Mr. Roboto, and the sweet sound of cookie love. Hells yeah. Bleeep bop booooop.

Watch Video:

Jay-Z - Big Pimpin'

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Movies:

Boooop. Short Cir-cuit is da bomb. Bleeep.

Television:

Blip bloop. Ever time Cookie Bot sees that show robot wars, Cookie Bot cries hystericly. Beep bop Beep.

Books:

Beeep Boop. Why read when you can be mak-ing sweet love? Hells yeah. Bleeep beep.

Heroes:

Beep Ba dooop. John-ny 5. Every ro-bot should a-spire to his great-ness. Bleeep Bloooop.

Cookie-Bot

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