My name is Ted and I'm a goat. I'm not really sure how old I am because we goats don't keep track of that stuff. I used to have a dead-end job with a huge faceless company but I decided that I will no longer perform for the amusement of the man and I took off to see the world. Now I travel wherever I see fit and live off the generosity of strangers. I crash at farms, petting zoos, and the occasional brothel (Heh, heh..). I don't have lots of hobbies but I really like to butt things and I will eat just about anything. Goats In Trees
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