Farting on a hammer, slapping old people with my glove, eating jewelry and pooping it out, it totally looks the same. And finally, according to some cool people I used to know, being a junkie! Pretty cool huh?
Darryl Bluett, Tommy Wiseau, and insert other ironic person here.
I hate, hate, hate music. It's dumb and for fags.
Must Love Dogs, Cop and a Half, Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2, Howard The Duck, From Justin To Kelly, Weekend at Bernie's, B.A.P.S, and Blackula.
Super Password, Small Wonder, Fresh Prince (especially the one where Ben Vareen plays his dad and Will buys him a statue of a father and son and then Ben Vareen never even shows up), what a prick. Also, 8 is Enough.
Bagels and Glocks: The Adam Moreno Story.
Sinbad, Tempestt Bledsoe, Stephen Segall, Tommy Wiseau, and of coarse my husband, David Guest.