....drinking. . this here is the best beer eva yea im an alky......eating and sleepin...omg i luv to eat and sleep especially one after the other..thatz all i do...itz surprising im not a lot fatter.LOLDICCIONARIO LOMBERT
Estas son frases y palabras inventadas y dichas por un grupo de lokos que no encontraban k decir en las vacaciones.
Ahy chabela
a k se te da
animal de bellota
aborto de la naturaleza
aaaaaaaaaaay
bestia vestida
block y mecla
cucaracha rastrera
cronchy,cronchy
cangrejo bugarron
deforestate
el demonio
for plis
guimi more,guimi more
hiciste tu debut
ignorante
jaiba tortillera
jaiba turistica
legal k si
lo k hace la crisis
liqui paper con eso
lo k paso paso
me huele a traicion
malta morena,malta morena,
me la bebo por la boca
y la saco por la...............
minimento
oh may ga plis
oh may gudne
oh el tipo de scary movie
penetre hondo
por la galeria del culo se pasea una lombriz con la cabeza pa'bajo diciendo ya me jodi
tate chillyng
tu siempre la bota y tu la chancleta
un golpe,dos golpes, quizas tres
un ovni
wha chu fillingthis here bought to u by chely lombert
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Jis forJoyful
His forHyper
Eis forEarnest
Uis forUnnatural
Nis forNerdy
Iis forImpassioned
Zis forZany
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I listen to everythin'.....but i LOVE spanish music.......not even the reggeaton stufff..i mean i like reggaeton but i love the real spanish shit ...like the merengue and bachata....oh and salsa even tho i cant dance salsa theres too much confusement involved with that too many steps....but i like everythingTake the quiz:
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i havent really seen a lot of moviez but i like "chik flikz" yea i kno i kno......but my 2 favorite movies r napolean dynamite and 'dont be a menace in......umm hold on......ok itz dont b a menace to south carolina while sipping ur juice in the hood ...i dont kno itz sum dumb shit like that but itz a funny movie..........i love stupid movies and mad random movies like napolean dynamite..LMAO thatz a great movie
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Name jheuniz hernandez
Nicknames my friends call me jo or jojo or niecy..family calls me puig or bebe
Birthday 7/26/91
Age 14
hair/eye color brown black red hair and brown eyes
Do you drink sometimes
Do you drive not really
What kind of computer you have uhhh
Ever stolen something yessir
Time you went to bed last night 6:00am
siblings alot
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR..
pretty socks
cold pole
hot GAMALIEL
email [email protected]
sun moon
rubber condom
LAST TIME YOU....
spoke just now
showered yesterday
ate 15min ago
cried so long ago i cant even remember
kissed idk
laughed like a half hour ago
wrote whoa like 5 days ago
had sex never
got in a fight a while ago
said "i love you" to a boy/girl to my friend alondra yesterday
drank friday
HAVE YOU EVER?..
been on stage yea
gotten in a car accident twice
eaten an entire box of oreos o yea
been kissed yea
OF YOUR FRIENDS...
who do you cry with i dont really cry much
who do you go to the mall with most my mom..lol
whos parents do you know the best alondras and annas
whos the loudest my friends arent really loud..but i guess alondra
who knows all your secrets noone but alondra knos most
who makes you laugh the most idk..kelsey i think
L-O-V-E..
do you have a bf/gf? no sir..havin a b/f is overrated
if so, who? noone
have you ever been in love? no sir
if so, with who? noonne
have you ever cried over a boy/girl?
have you ever cheated on a bf/gf? no
has a bf/gf ever cheated on you? idk
ever had sex with bf/gf outside in the rain? virgin
anywhere besides a bed? virgin
RANDOM QUESTIONS..
Would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000? hellz no....500,000 maybe..lol
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Would you ever? yes sir i have
Have you ever thought you were going to die? haha...yea..im a moron
If you found out your best friend was gay/lesbian, what would you do? nuttin...watever i was doin b4 i found out
Do you like to dance? i guess
What is your favorite color? red
What guy/girl do you want more than anyone else? idk
If you could do anything to the person you hated most what would it be? idk...stare real hard at them
If you were stranded on a deserted island with one person, who would it be? idk
Have you ever felt you were in love? somewhat
What's your worst fear? heights and flying birds and being tortured
Last hospital visit? some months ago..i was dyin...it hurt
Why? my appendix
Do you like to talk on the phone? no
Would you rather be overly happy and poor, or overly wealthy and happy? overly wealthy and happy
Would you rather be deaf or blind? deaf
Have you ever broken any bones? no
Ever made out with someone of the same sex? haha..yea...omg
Do you make good grades? yea
Do you do drugs? haha
Do you smoke? haha
Are you shy or outgoing? it depends on who im with
Your funniest memory? itz one of u had to b there thingz.....HAHAHAHA...good timez
Are you tall or short?
Do you believe in God? yea
Are you a slut? hehe
ghetto? i cant b sure..im always told i am..i dont think so
nerd? no..not really
bitch? i can be
immature or mature?
Are you gonna get married? i hope so
To who? idk
Are you friendly? yessir
Ever been a cheerleader? aghhh..no
Ever played any sports? i played tennis once and lacrosse once
What color are your fingernails right now? my left hand is red black and orange...my right hand isnt painted
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Television:
T.V. isnt wat it used to be..but theres still some good stuff like degrassi,south of nowhere,gilmore girls,family guy, friends,will and grace, sex and the city. south park, law and order:SVU,grounded for life and 8 simple rules...love those shows..and i do like them spanish soap operas im one of those thatz like oh no maria hooked up wit ramon and now lupes gonna kill herself and felipes mom is addicted to crack LMAO (by the way thatz not a real soap, but u kno wat i mean...if ur one of those u kno how it is LOL)
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Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender? Female Male Undecided Both
How will you commit suicide? You will drown yourself
How many tries will it take? 78
When will you commit suicide? June 11, 2048
What will your suicide note say? "this is to dying in another's arms and why i had to try it.."
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Books:
i have a slight obsession with "Harry Potter" yea ..im ANOTHER one of those..im a dork..ne wayz yea i've read each book ata least 3 times..shyea im a loser....ne wayz...yea readingz cool.....im down with reading LOL
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For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble
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Your gender? Male Female Other
What makes you sexy? Your lips
What makes you pretty? Your smile
What makes you loveable? How sensitive you are
What makes you fun? Are you kidding? You're boring!
What makes you irresistable? Your laugh
What makes you cute? How you kiss/hug
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You Know You're Dominican When....
People tell you to stop screaming when you`re really talkingYou grew up afraid of something called "El Cuco"You clap your hands while laughingYou're able to dance without any musicYou learned how to dance merengue and bachata before you could walkYyou point things out with your nose and mouthYou've gotten beat with any of the following: rubber slippers, extension cord, hanger (plastic or metal), big rice spoonYou waste ALL your money in the summer time buying "frio-frio" RED FLAVORYo've gone outside in rolos and chancletasYyour parents go to a little room in the back of your local bodega "pa juga lo numero" of DRYou consider platanos one of the major food groupsYou can smell chuletas cookin in your house from down the blockWhile in your country, you hear people on the block yellin "se fue la luz!"Your house in DR has an oil lamp in every roomYou grew up listening to Fernandito Villalona, Sergio Vargas, and Los Hermanos RosarioYour dad or uncle claim to be dead broke, yet rock a cell phone and is laced with mad gold around his neck and wristsYou drink Presidente, Brugal, or Mama Juana like WATERYou've gotten whipped by a diablo cojuelo or lechonYou have at least 3 porcelain figurenes in your living roomYour sofas are covered in plasticAll the juices you have in your house are the type that come in powder, and you just mix with water, like TangYou eat Mangu on a daily basisYou ate rice, beans and some type of meat for dinner yesterday, today and probably will tomorrowYou believe Vivaporu is the cure for EVERYTHINGYou've been in a carro publico ;)You use an old t-shirt, towel, or anything as a mop, and use your feet to mopYou've let some one throw AGUA FLORIDA on you for good luckYour house on the island has broken pieces of glass to keep away robbersYou refer to every cat as mishuYour childhood games were called: el escondido, pollito pleibi, apara y batea, el gallo, or that game with a stick and a wheelYour parents dressed you up for Halloween as a vaquero, campesina, gitana, OR hawallanaYour refridgerator has about 85 magnets on itAll your pots and pans are inside the ovenYour local bodega does lay-a-away/credit plans (fiao)A frosted beer to you is vestida da novia or una friaYour parents ever gave you aceite de bacalao when you were sickYou're proud to be Dominican - and you pass these jokes on to all your Dominican friends!
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