Jem

*I practically live in the kitchen, eating and making up recipes. *I love children and have worked with them in some capacity since I was 14. *Tats are wats up (piercings not so much even tho I have my bellybutton pierced). *Like every girl, I heart travel. *I LOVE SHOES...alot!!! Some would say its bordering on a problem. *I am genuinely intrigued by psychology and am thrilled to have found a field I am in love with. *I can watch basketball and play lacrosse all day and be perfectly content. *I live for fashion and am a bit of a fashion elitist, not in terms of labels etc but the general feel about a look.I HEART SURVEYS (clearly). heres a taste:
Name Jheramis Amiris Hernandez Lombert (theres more but Ill spare you)
Nicknames Jem, Jhera, J, Ramie (only if youre Lyss), Usmarine, Chula ;0), Bella, the list goes on
Birthday June 16th 1983
Age 21...stfu
hair/eye color dark brown, light brown
Do you drink fuck yea
Do you drive like a nascar driver
What kind of computer you have mac PowerBook G4...his name is Tim, as in Tiny
Ever stolen something yup, it keeps me honest
Time you went to bed last night had to be somewhere around four in the a.m.
siblings three sisters, two brothers, two uncle/brothers
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR..
pretty woman
cold shower
hot ass
email ...resumes? idk
sun tan
rubber sex
LAST TIME YOU....
spoke about three seconds ago
showered last nite before i went to bed
ate around nine last nite...chinese...
cried about two weeks ago
kissed eleven days ago :( i miss my bebbe
laughed about a minute ago
wrote rite now, doy
had sex eleven days. see kissing question
got in a fight two days ago...well not so much a fight as a heated discussion with my best friend
said "i love you" to a boy/girl last nite to my secret lover ;)
drank three days ago with li and shawn
HAVE YOU EVER?..
been on stage yeppers
gotten in a car accident streetracing isnt as exciting if u dont crash at least once
eaten an entire box of oreos lmao o boy
been kissed not lately enuff
OF YOUR FRIENDS...
who do you cry with the Sqd
who do you go to the mall with most who ever can hang...i shop for HOURS, not everyone can keep up
whos parents do you know the best
whos the loudest im def THE loudest, then everone else in the Sqd is a close second
who knows all your secrets lina
who makes you laugh the most my sisters are pretty funny
L-O-V-E..
do you have a bf/gf? :)
if so, who? my bebbe, mind ur biz
have you ever been in love? twice
if so, with who? fab and leo
have you ever cried over a boy/girl?
have you ever cheated on a bf/gf? yea...
has a bf/gf ever cheated on you? not that i kno of
ever had sex with bf/gf outside in the rain? Lincoln Center stand up!!!!!
anywhere besides a bed? lmao...who has sex on beds anymore?
RANDOM QUESTIONS..
Would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000? yeppers, money is an amazing motivator in my life
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Would you ever? no :( i totally would
Have you ever thought you were going to die? yes, usually drugs were involved
If you found out your best friend was gay/lesbian, what would you do? throw them the BEST comin out party
Do you like to dance? fuck yea
What is your favorite color? red, pink, black, white
What guy/girl do you want more than anyone else? rite now? my bebbe. i dont like when hes away
If you could do anything to the person you hated most what would it be? nothing, i dont hate people. it takes too much energy
If you were stranded on a deserted island with one person, who would it be? lina...or the man i marry (best friend plus penis all rolled into one)
Have you ever felt you were in love? ive known twice, ive thought i was plenty of times
What's your worst fear? failure
Last hospital visit? about a month ago
Why? i dont want to talk about it
Do you like to talk on the phone? not really, unless i really like you
Would you rather be overly happy and poor, or overly wealthy and happy? wtf kind of question is this? who would pick poor if you get to be happy in both scenarios. MONEY BABY!!!
Would you rather be deaf or blind? deaf
Have you ever broken any bones? not yet :( lookin forward to it
Ever made out with someone of the same sex? lol
Do you make good grades? youd be sooo surprised
Do you do drugs? fuck yea
Do you smoke? fuck yea
Are you shy or outgoing? both
Your funniest memory? the Sqd is a funny bunch...anytime were all together its sure to be a coonerific time: runs to athenian's/kfc/any eatery, fake bdays, spring breaks, 420s...the list goes on
Are you tall or short?
Do you believe in God? very much so
Are you a slut? very much so
ghetto? very much so...actually no, not really
nerd? such a nerd!!! wat can i say? i like learning
bitch? very much so
immature or mature?
Are you gonna get married? heres hoping
To who? if i knew that wed be married already, but i wanna say the love of my life
Are you friendly? not really
Ever been a cheerleader? lol no thank you
Ever played any sports? lots. well? lax
What color are your fingernails right now? coral

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MY RANDOM QUESTIONS
What wat wat?
Who did you last hug? mi bebbe
Who was last at your house? mi bebbe, my fam, and midgets friends for her bday (it was a shitload of ppl, but there was plenty of booze so i wasnt complaining)
When is your bedtime? bedtime?
What color is your room? pink and mauve, stfu
Do you have a dog? the best dog in the WORLD Kain
Where is the remote? idk!!!! ive been looking for it for days...if you have any information, please contact me...
When did you last shower? last nite
Do you like mashed potatoes? fuck yea
Where is your favorite place to be kissed? lips. neck, back
Have you had sex? less than 24 hours ago
Who is your least favorite person? um...no se
What was the last thing you got in trouble for? i dont get in trouble
What wat wat?!?!?!?
What do you want to be when you grow up? child psychologist...altho ure assuming much with this question...i dont ever plan on growin up
Where is your house? bumblefuck, ny aka mastic beach on strong island
How many windows are in your house? who the fuck knows? lots. theres two per bedroom i think (theres four bedrooms), two or three in the den, one in the kitchen, one in the dinning room, three in the fancy living rooms, and a crap load in the basement, one in each of the bathrooms...u do the math...
What color are your fingernails? coral
Do you have any cuts right now? not that im aware of
Where did you last go... out of your house? the beach
Can you drive? better than you
What stereotype would you call yourself? spic
What was the last thing you ate? cake
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? probably me. i like stealing and i def like cookies
What time is it? noon on the dot
What are you doing? this survey, listening to musak, talkin to my bitches
How are you sitting? im layin down...im ALWAYS layin down
What color is your underwear? red lace spanks...u hot yet?
(Girls) How about your bra? no bra ;0)

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[Marital Status] happy
[Shoe size] 8.5-10
[Parents still together] separated
[Siblings] three sisters, two brothers, two uncle/brothers
[Pets] the Kain
FAVORITES
[Color] red, pink, white and black
[Number] 16
[Animal] the Kain
[Drinks] tequilla shots, long island ice tea, soco lime w/ a dash of sprite, cosmo, manhattans, french martinis, yea...i love the hootch
[Soda] sprite...dark soda gives you cellulite girls...
[Book] number 1: a wrinkle in time, after that theres too many to list, some of them are on the fave book section
[Flower] fancy and expensive (like for apologies and ending fights): orchid, sweet and romantic (just to say "i was thinking of you baby"): gerber daisys
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] not in a really long time
[Twirl your hair?] yea, its a bad habit along with sucking my tongue
[Have tattoos?] four and counting
[Have Piercings?] just my ears and bellybutton, no more for me
[Cheat on tests/homework?] only when necessary (like when ive gone on a bender the weekend before a final)
[Drink/Smoke?] yea squared
[Like roller coasters?] never been on one
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] kinda but not in the conventional way
[Want more piercings?] no thank you
[Like cleaning?] i like things clean but i can also be lazy. i dont like cleaning per se, i like maintaining things neat
[Write in cursive or print?] both but mostly cursive
[Own a web cam?] noon on the dot
[Know how to drive?] fuck yea
[Own a cell phone?] who doesnt
[Ever get off the damn computer?] um...no. oh, wait, when i have a job i do.
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] not since third grade
[Considered a life of crime?] hell yea, the Sqd has a whole 'set if off' thing planned
[Considered being a hooker?] yea...i like sex but not that much. i cant conceive of the idea of handing over my earnings over to a pimp...
[Lied to someone?] at least three times a day...altho i still cant lie to Lina dammit
[Been in love?] twice
[Made out with JUST a friend?] one of my best friends was my fave hookup til i got with my bebbe
[Been in lust?] many a time
[Used someone] chea
[Been used?] i think we all get used in some capacity
[Been cheated on?] not that i kno of
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] no, u volunteering
[Stolen anything?] chea
[Held a gun] chea
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] pj's: red booty shorts and a beater...its hot out here for a pimp
[Current mood] content, lazy, missing mi bebbe
[Current taste] wat do i taste like? lol savory goodness from wat my bebbe tells me...
[What you currently smell like] love spell
[Current hair] lol a wreck...i washed it yesterday and havent gotten inspired to do it yet
[Current thing I ought to be doing] writing my evaluations...fuck!
[Current cd in stereo] stereo? i just play music on my laptop...rite now "Burbujas de Amor" is playing. watchu kno about that juan luis guerra y 440...
[Last book you read] Prep, its my lil sis' fave book
[Last movie you saw] um...i dont remember. prob something in the "anchorman" genre...o no wait, it might have been "finding nemo"
[Last thing you ate] turkey and swiss hero, and birthday cake
[Last person you talked to on the phone] mi bebbe
[Do drugs?] hehe im a college graduate, watchu think?
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yea
Remember your first love?] sigh...yea
[Still love him/her?] i think on some level. love never dies...
[Read the newspaper?] nope, i do the sudoku and the crossword and read the comics
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] i went to wes...watchu think. the gays run my life
[Believe in miracles?] thoroughly
[Do well in school?] i play the dumb ditzy part, but trust...its all an act...
[Wear hats] cute ones
[Hate yourself?] neva that
[Have an obsession?] many
[Collect anything?] SHOES!!!!!
[Have a best friend?] MilSqd, AJAJA, my sisters...
[Close friends?] only male ones
[Like your handwriting?] i think its ok, li HATES it
[Care about looks] everyone does, dont let 'em tell you different
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Hector
[First kiss] Eric
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] to some extent, but not in a conventional way
[Do you believe in "the one?"] i believe in making it work with one, but not that theres ONE person on earth youre supposed to be with. the odds are not plausible
[Are you a tease?] chea
[Too shy to make the first move?] sometimes, either that or i overcompensate
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] fuck yea
[Bitch/Asshole] fuck yea
[sarcastic] fuck yea
[Angel] fuck yea
[Devil] fuck yea
[Shy] fuck yea

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