Reverend Tanker Jim-Bob

Gina, Guns, Tanks, 1800, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Cars of all kinds, Bikes, tattoos, Pork (Because It's Greasy and Goot) BBQ, Dogs, Blowing shit up, Airstream Trailers and your Mom.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Reverend Jim-Bob
Birthday: Oct 22nd
Birthplace: Albany, NY
Current Location: Austin, TX
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5 foot 11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish+German=Germish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Coverse "All Stars"
Your Weakness: BBQ and PBR
Your Fears: Ummm IED's
Your Perfect Pizza: Mellow Mushroom White
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hone my Magic Murder bag.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Thats my Mamma!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Uggggggghhh!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Hair and My Ding-ding
Your Bedtime: I do what I want!
Your Most Missed Memory: Comming at Chip like a Spider Monkey.
Pepsi or Coke: I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Piss up a rope.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Pabst Blue Ribbon
Chocolate or Vanilla: Coffee
Cappuccino or Coffee: Icecream
Do you Smoke: just crack
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: like a bagpipe
Do you Shower Daily: Once a year, if I need it or not!
Have you Been in Love: I am in love with my wife... does that count.
Do you want to go to College: Been to one before... smelled like books.
Do you want to get Married: I am Married
Do you belive in yourself: like to think of Jesus with, like, big eagle's wings, singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like, an angel band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk...
Do you get Motion Sickness: No but I hate the Homeless.
Do you think you are Attractive: I am finer than frog-hair split four ways.
Are you a Health Freak: Shake and Bake!
Do you get along with your Parents: Do you?
Do you like Thunderstorms: and Neon Signs.
Do you play an Instrument: Jazz Flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Asprin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With my Wife
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, have you?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Heheeeeh heh! Um no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I like to think of Jesus like a ninja, fightin' off evil samurai
In the past month have you been Dumped: I make the Doo-Doo, Yes!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I go Fattie Dipping.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole the shit out of Gina's heart.
Ever been Drunk: We go together like square dancin' and handguns. Right?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes'um
Ever been Beaten up: I feel like a mongoose, stalking its prey
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: By my own hand
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich
What country would you most like to Visit: America... because we are Americans.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Gina's
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: 120 pounds of lightning!
Best Clothing Style: The room is startin' to spin real fast...cause of...cause of gayness
Number of Drugs I have taken: All of them
Number of CDs I own: I rent cd's
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: Alot
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 98 percent of us will die at some point in our lives

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