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Reverend Tanker Jim-Bob

Man, my hair is fucking GREAT!

About Me

Well, what's to say? I am a happily married man to the most wonderful woman in the world. I am a SGT in the US Army and I am currently trying to find a new calling in life. I have a Pug named Luigi who is a cross between a billy-goat and a dump-truck. He is currently trying to kick his addiction to cat turds; but like I told him "Once you have headed down that path it's hard to find your way back". Luigi has been in and out of the Betty Ford Clinic for the past 2 years and seems to be making progress but I still see his mouth water when ever he see's cat poop. He was arrested last year in Mexico trying to smuggle some Colmobian Gold Kitty-poo across the border. Gina my loving wife is the most amazing woman that these blood-shot eyes have ever been set on. She makes me strong when I am weak and gives me a driving force to always do better in my life. I hate gangster ass mother-fuckers and the homeless and I kill people for a living, so drop a line and say "Hi".
Do You Like Fried Chicken? I DO!!! !

My Interests

Gina, Guns, Tanks, 1800, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Cars of all kinds, Bikes, tattoos, Pork (Because It's Greasy and Goot) BBQ, Dogs, Blowing shit up, Airstream Trailers and your Mom.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Reverend Jim-Bob
Birthday: Oct 22nd
Birthplace: Albany, NY
Current Location: Austin, TX
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5 foot 11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish+German=Germish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Coverse "All Stars"
Your Weakness: BBQ and PBR
Your Fears: Ummm IED's
Your Perfect Pizza: Mellow Mushroom White
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hone my Magic Murder bag.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Thats my Mamma!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Uggggggghhh!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Hair and My Ding-ding
Your Bedtime: I do what I want!
Your Most Missed Memory: Comming at Chip like a Spider Monkey.
Pepsi or Coke: I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Piss up a rope.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Pabst Blue Ribbon
Chocolate or Vanilla: Coffee
Cappuccino or Coffee: Icecream
Do you Smoke: just crack
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: like a bagpipe
Do you Shower Daily: Once a year, if I need it or not!
Have you Been in Love: I am in love with my wife... does that count.
Do you want to go to College: Been to one before... smelled like books.
Do you want to get Married: I am Married
Do you belive in yourself: like to think of Jesus with, like, big eagle's wings, singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like, an angel band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk...
Do you get Motion Sickness: No but I hate the Homeless.
Do you think you are Attractive: I am finer than frog-hair split four ways.
Are you a Health Freak: Shake and Bake!
Do you get along with your Parents: Do you?
Do you like Thunderstorms: and Neon Signs.
Do you play an Instrument: Jazz Flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Asprin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With my Wife
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, have you?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Heheeeeh heh! Um no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I like to think of Jesus like a ninja, fightin' off evil samurai
In the past month have you been Dumped: I make the Doo-Doo, Yes!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I go Fattie Dipping.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole the shit out of Gina's heart.
Ever been Drunk: We go together like square dancin' and handguns. Right?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes'um
Ever been Beaten up: I feel like a mongoose, stalking its prey
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: By my own hand
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich
What country would you most like to Visit: America... because we are Americans.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Gina's
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: 120 pounds of lightning!
Best Clothing Style: The room is startin' to spin real fast...cause of...cause of gayness
Number of Drugs I have taken: All of them
Number of CDs I own: I rent cd's
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: Alot
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 98 percent of us will die at some point in our lives

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I'd like to meet:

Larry Elders, Elvis, Eugene Stoner, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Chuck Norris (again) and someone who knows more about guns than me.
Your IQ Is 135
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Music:

To list the music I like is a confusing sorted mess and took me entirly to long to do last time so I will just be gereral and to the point. Rock and Roll, Punk, Rockabilly, Psycobilly, old country, western swing, classic southern rock, outlaw music and good rap not that shit that is made popular by Homo's and fags that wear all kinds of bling-bling.

Movies:

That one with that one guy. Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
The Pork Chop Express.
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Television:

Adult Swim, Lost, ATHF, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, The Simpsons and a bunch of sorted shows.

Books:

Pulp, 10 things you cant say in America, Everybody Poops, The Gas We Pass, The little Train that could, The poky little puppy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hell's Angels, The Great Shark Hunt, and some others.

Heroes:

My Dad, Gina and Luigi

My Blog

White Power VS Black Power?

Is it bad to have pride of being white? I see cars driving down the road with huge stickers that read "Hawaiian Pride" or "Samoan Pride" and "Puerto Rican pride" and others. Would I have to say "Ameri...
Posted by Reverend Tanker Jim-Bob on Tue, 30 May 2006 06:10:00 PST

This guy is about self promotion under the guise of charity

I got an random friend request and as always, I sent a messege to the person (Because I had no Idea who they were) to find out why they wanted to be my friend. This is what I got. (from bottom to top)...
Posted by Reverend Tanker Jim-Bob on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:56:00 PST

Tagg, fool!

if you get tagged you must post a blog telling 6 strange or unkown things or habits about yourself. then tag 5 people and tell them to go to your blog. they in turn must do the same and so forth and s...
Posted by Reverend Tanker Jim-Bob on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 03:55:00 PST

OK, I'm leaving now to go home.

Like above.
Posted by Reverend Tanker Jim-Bob on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 05:38:00 PST

Gina, Gina, Gina!!!

Baby, I miss you so much!!! You are all I could ever ask for in a woman. You are the most stunning woman God has ever placed on Earth. You make my motor run when I am low on fuel. You make me want to ...
Posted by Reverend Tanker Jim-Bob on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:57:00 PST

MIssing You

I miss the cold weather and sweat pants. I miss the PBR and Lone Star times. I miss the junk food and movie watching. I miss the snoring and drooling. I miss the fact that we never had to do anything ...
Posted by Reverend Tanker Jim-Bob on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 08:05:00 PST

Check Yo Self!!! I'm in Iraq.

Here I am again in the sand box like a lonley cat turd. So write me or send me some love...   CPL Wehmeyer, Jamie R. Unit HHD/1STB/1BCT/4IDM Unit # 50001 APO AE  09378-0001 ...
Posted by Reverend Tanker Jim-Bob on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 09:51:00 PST

Dinner tonight... "Pho"

Lets just see how much I learned for Cookie's (Thu-Cuc) mom... I must learn to be one with the food.
Posted by Reverend Tanker Jim-Bob on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:45:00 PST

Veterans Day

Hey, me and many people like me have fought and died for your right to be lazy, destroy your credit, talk shit, get divorced, have an abortion, shoot your neighbor, get drunk, speak spanish, and ...
Posted by Reverend Tanker Jim-Bob on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:27:00 PST

I have a Girl Friend...

I have a "Girl-Friend" so no more Jamie the whore...
Posted by Reverend Tanker Jim-Bob on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:24:00 PST