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Thu-cuc

That's the way the Cookie crumbles

About Me

Hi! My name is Thu-cuc, pronounced to-cook. All my friends call me Cookie. Please don't let my pictures fool you. I am really 3' 11", and 703 lbs, and I'm really hideous to look at. I have a glass eye, and my hair is really a wig. I haven't moved from my couch in 11 years because I have only one leg. Yes, I am an obese midget.Thank God for make-up and good lighting because without that, my pictures would look like shit.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Thu-cuc (pronounced To-Cook)
Birthday: 11/22/83
Birthplace: Vietnam
Current Location: Killeen, TX
Eye Color: I'm really a brown eyed girl...
Hair Color: Naturally it's black, but it changes all the time
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Vietnamese
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: funny, dorky guys
Your Fears: bugs, clowns, the nasty stuff at the bottom of the sink after you do dishes
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go back to school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck I'm hungry
Your Best Physical Feature: I have good hair and nice feet
Your Bedtime: whenever I finally fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: My last summer in San Francisco
Pepsi or Coke: vodka lol j/k! Um I like sprite actually
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Chick-Fil-A has the best sweet tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: nope, smoking kills
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: I do dabble in a little bit of karoke
Do you Shower Daily: um yeah! Doesn't everybody?
Have you Been in Love: yes, one time
Do you want to go to College: yes, I want to go back
Do you want to get Married: uh not for a while...maybe when I'm 50
Do you belive in yourself: Fuck yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, I would do me if I had a pecker! lol
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no! I like fat and carbs
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, my mom rocks
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yeah, it's perfect weather for sleeping
Do you play an Instrument: no, I can't I do
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, and a lot of it
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't like this question
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: several times
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, I don't really like oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: I did karoke at work in front of people
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, but someone did hang up on me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope, I've never been skinny dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few hearts
Ever been Drunk: yes, it's what happens when you consume too much alcohol
Ever been called a Tease: a few times
Ever been Beaten up: nope, I'm a ninja
Ever Shoplifted: yes, when I was 8 I stole some candy at Wal-mart and it was really good
How do you want to Die: peacefully in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the ruler of the world
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any color is cool, but I like blue
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter as long as it's got style
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: really tall
Weight: not too skinny but not too big either
Best Clothing Style: whatever makes them look good
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not a lot but I don't like these questions...
Number of CDs I own: a lot of burned ones
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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My Interests


SpyOnVegas.com - Las Vegas Nightlife
You're addicted to.....Alcohol! Mmmmmmm, Mmmmmm, Bitch! I like you, alcohol is one
of the better things to be addicted to. The
only bad part is it makes you feel like doing
nothing and the next morning you get a terrible
hangover.

What are you addicted to? (pics!)
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I'd like to meet:

Just looking for my next ex. Lol just kidding...

Music:

I listen to everything EXCEPT for Christian rock and tejano. *gag*

Movies:

Gladiator, Troy, American History X, Fight Club, Sixteen Candles, Jerry Maguire, Office Space, Boondock Saints, Snatch, The Last Samurai, Seven, The Usual Susupects, Mallrats, Two Weeks Notice, Friday After Next, Love Stinks, Zoolander, Anchorman, Team America, Silence of the Lambs

Television:

Law and Order, MXC, CSI Chuck makes grown men cry for their mommy!

Books:

any John Grisham novel, "The Joy Luck Club", "Les Miserables", "The Da Vinci Code"

Heroes:

My mom

My Blog

A very, very, VERY bad day...

So I think I had the worst day ever yesterday.  I was sick all day and and in bed.  Then to make matters worse, me and my boyfriend are fighting all day.  Hooray!  Isn't that just ...
Posted by Thu-cuc on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:22:00 PST

Shit stinks

I'm a firm believer in the fact that everything happens for a reason.  People come in your life for a reason no matter good or bad.  Experiences make you who you are.  Regardless b...
Posted by Thu-cuc on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:56:00 PST

To Whom It May Concern:

I want to formally state that any opinions and/or views expressed on my MySpace page do not reflect the management of Ernie's Sports Bar.  They are my personal thoughts and feelings.  The pe...
Posted by Thu-cuc on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:30:00 PST

Britney Spears is officially a loser.

I have tried really hard not to post anything about Britney Spears, but I can't resist.  I have not watch the VMA's in YEARS, but I really wanted to see her performance last night.  I though...
Posted by Thu-cuc on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:17:00 PST

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

I fucking hate that saying right now.  Who the fuck came up with that shit?  What's the god damn point of having cake if you can't eat it?  It's just plain stupid.  It's not selfis...
Posted by Thu-cuc on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:25:00 PST

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Why is it everytime I date someone, they always manage to fuck it up.  Do I pick morons or all men complete fuck ups?  When you're just dating someone it's cool for you both t...
Posted by Thu-cuc on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:40:00 PST

Nobody likes a cheap ass

I think the holidays honestly bring out the best and worst in people.  Generosity is a virtue, and perhaps it's a virtue that not everyone possesses.  It's sickens me to know that those...
Posted by Thu-cuc on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

The freaks come out at night...

OMG!  I was totally violated last night after work!  I feel so dirty right now. Me and Trish went out to eat after work at our favorite Korean eatery, and drama ensued.  While we were e...
Posted by Thu-cuc on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 12:08:00 PST

I fought the law, and the law won.

Today has to be one of the shittest days of my life.  I was in court for about 5 hours today, and I've been up for over 24 hours now.  God, it's been one hell of a day. I won't get into the ...
Posted by Thu-cuc on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:42:00 PST

Looks like I've brusied another guy's vagina...

Ok I made the mistakes of adding another weirdo who turns out to be a complete psychopath.  I added this guy about 2 weeks ago maybe, but I didn't know he was a complete crazy racist!  Serio...
Posted by Thu-cuc on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:49:00 PST