I'd like to meet:
Mostly Pugs and other smushy faced dogs who snort.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Luigi Baby
Birthday: Everyday!!!
Birthplace: Texas
Current Location: Austin, Texas
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Fawn
Height: only about a foot tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: Hands?
Your Heritage: Chinese
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes?
Your Weakness: Cat Poop
Your Fears: My Mamma Leaving me for more than 5 minutes.
Your Perfect Pizza: Fried Eggies and Catpoop
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Shed some unwanted fat
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "SNORT"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta Peeeeeee! Mamma wake up!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Butt!!!
Your Bedtime: I do what I want!
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss my Mamma and Daddy taking me to park
Pepsi or Coke: cat poop
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's!
Single or Group Dates: I go to the dog park soooo... Group?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: BBQ Sauce.
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like the brown ones
Cappuccino or Coffee: What?
Do you Smoke: I will smoke your ass fool!
Do you Swear: Fuck you!
Do you Sing: All the time!
Do you Shower Daily: No... I smell like frito pie.
Have you Been in Love: I am in love with my Mamma
Do you want to go to College: Been there
Do you want to get Married: Maybe some day...
Do you belive in yourself: With Nimas Backing me up why the hell not?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Just because I stick my head out the window doesnt mean I am sick.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm one sexy beast!
Are you a Health Freak: I eat cat poop
Do you get along with your Parents: I am loving them all of the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I SCARED!
Do you play an Instrument: I am an Instrument... of destruction!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No my Mamma wont let me drink.
In the past month have you Smoked: Naw fool.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Crack...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Wiff my Mamma
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I cant that would kill me.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Mmmmmmm
In the past month have you been on Stage: I sing on Tuesdays at the Bingo Parlor.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No but I take alot of dumps.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Always.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I steal my mammas panties. "Mine!"
Ever been Drunk: Naw
Ever been called a Tease: I give up the love freely.
Ever been Beaten up: Oh hells no! Well my Daddy spanked me one time.
Ever Shoplifted: I steal cat turds
How do you want to Die: I don't.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Stripper
What country would you most like to Visit: Iraq where my Daddy is
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5 3
Weight: 115
Best Clothing Style: Tuff
Number of Drugs I have taken: I smoke crack
Number of CDs I own: Cat Doodies?
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 37
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Hmmmmm
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What is your name? Luigi Baby Wehmeyer
What is your owner's name? Mama and daddy
Do you have any nicknames? Weegie, Weege, Puglet, Babies
Which breed are you? Chinese Pug
What is your birthday? 1/26/2004
Do you live with other animals? No...But I know I getting a sister soon
How much do you weigh? 17 lbs
Are you neutered? Yes
What is your favorite treat? Eggies, Cat Poop, American Cheese, Peanut Butter
What are you most afraid of? My mama leaving me for even a second
Do you like baths? Hell no
How much did you cost? My mama gave birth to me
Where do you sleep? With my butt by my mama's head
What is your favorite toy? My little pig
Do you like to watch TV? I love the Planets Funniest Animals
Do you do any tricks? Please I'm not a hooker
Are you a social dog? I'm like the most popular dog at the dog park
Are you friendly? Oh yeah
Do you like car rides? I sit on my mama's lap and stick my head out the window
Do you get into stuff? The trash..You would puke if i told you what I have eaten
Do you chase laser pointers? I'm not a pussy
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All About Me!!!
Name: Luigi Baby Wehmeyer
Date of Birth: 01/26/2004
Place of Birth: Katy, Texas
Where you live now: Austin, Texas
Type of animal: Dog
Breed: Chinese Pug
Favorite Toy: My little plush Pig
Favorite Store: Pet Smart
Favorite Brand of Food: Science Diet Light..I wanna be sexy and buff like my daddy
Favorite Color: Black and White
In the past month have you been to a pet supply store such as petco...ect: Hell Yeah and I peed on every fixture in the store
In the past month have you been to the vet: No..Thank the lord.
Dogs Only
Collar or Harness: Harness
Retractable Leash or Regular Leash: retractable
Wet Food or Dry Food dry..wet gives me bad breathe
Ceramic Bowl, Metal Bowl or Plastic Bowl: I'm rock and roll..so metal
Do you sleep in a crate: NO FREAKIN' WAY
Rawhides or squeaky toys: Rawhides...paws down
Everyone
How many toys do you have: oh like 25
Do you like to swim: I wade
Do you chase bugs outside: I got better things to do
Do you like fluffy blankets to sleep on: Yeah a down comforter
Favorite Treats: eggies, american cheese, cat poop, peanut butter
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