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fReQA tHa TexAs aVEnGeR

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About Me

Whats up y'all I'm Joey. Well to be honest I am a very complex person, who enjoys learning as much as I can about shit that most people think is worthless. Remeber just becasue you don't see it, doesnt mean it isnt there.I am laid back like a dead fly, by that I mean that I take life with a grain of salt. I really don't stress about most things, either because I am drunk or somewhere that I just dont think about what was bothering me(Buddhists call this Mind Control). I will tell you that there is not to much I dont like, and not alot I dont understand, I live by the saying, "Jack of all trades, master of none." I am a poet, a counselor, an asshole, protector and most impotantly compasionate to others requardless of how I feel about you. So I have turned over a new leaf and I am really making an effort to become what I think is a better human. I was going off to Kentucky to train the futher Armor officers, its a cool way to meet people plus it also means I can so on with my life and dodge another deployment to Iraq. I mean don't get me wrong I like the place and hope to someday vacation there, but the "PROVIDER" always used to say "third time is a charm."I am from West TEXAS but I havent lived there since "97, due to the many new and exciting places Uncle Sam has sent me to. Anyway drop me some lines and "Keep it fresh y'all Peace I made this with help from .. , Look at these other Layouts!

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My Interests

Skateboarding, Surfing, Tanks, the gym, beer,Scuba Diving, Sitting around (sputnik), mixing up on the 1's and 2's, Oh and the History channel, Politics

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I'd like to meet:

Interesting people, Drunks, Ninjas, and Jedis. Oh yeah a Hula Dancer

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Music:

House Music all night long!!! Say What!?! Naw really I listen to anything the is grovin(thats my cool word). I spin house but before I deployed I started mixing some chop with the underground. So stay turned and maybe I'll be the next big hit on Myspace.

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Movies:

Napoleon Dynomite, Pulp Fiction, El Mariachi, Kung Pow, Your Mom in a Headlock, and any movie that you have to consume large amounts of alcohol because one of the actors said the "Magic", word. Sometimes a musical that way I can make up my own script.

Television:

Mostly the history channel, but If its shark week or the amazon special on aminal planet then I'm there. Sorry left one out MSNBC so I can see how f%^ked up some people are and that makes me feel better avbout myself.

Books:

Mostly Tony Hillerman, because Leaphorn is a cool dude, and yes I do read the articles in most pornomags. Books on ancient history, acient art, family history, Texas History, Military History(Not a bad Idea for those of us who call ourselves "War Fighters" you might learn something)

Heroes:

Yoda, Ralph Machio, Pancho Villa, The Terminator, Mr. T, COL Benavides (33rd Texas Cavalry)

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My Blog

Why I love Texas

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Posted by Falconius Teximus on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:12:00 PST

My Life

Okay so for those of you who dont know my ex-gurlfriend is pregnant, and yes by me. So where does that leave me i guess the same place it would leave a hungry hippo in the wild. As you might have hear...
Posted by Falconius Teximus on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:06:00 PST

Other peoples stupid shit

Today was what was supposed to be our last patrol. We didnt do this patrol because sadly people in the same ARMY as me dont give a shit about the other people deployed to this counrty. Let me quailify...
Posted by Falconius Teximus on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST

The Tanker Way of Life

--> DIV {margin:0px;} --> Okay so a friend of mine sent this to me and I thought it was the perfect explaination for a tankers life. Although it says a soldiers, I think it is more like...
Posted by Falconius Teximus on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:32:00 PST