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Corpsehustler

I am the product of a botched abortion...

About Me


It was a cold dark night when his mama being only 17, a runaway crackwhore slipped behind a dumpster with a junkie and a coathanger. She made a deal with that junkie to abort the vile waste of life within her for a blowjob and a fresh hypodermic needle. The fiendish doctor ran off with his spoils leaving behind him a bloody mess after he completely missed with the coathanger and perforated most her inner organs. Afterall a heroine junkie isn't going to cum easily anyway from numbness, so he grabbed her whole stash of needles and split. Mama died slowly and painfully bleeding internally. Her moans of agony were ignored completely by the average Joe passerby. Most of them being scared of anything in one of those cold dark city alleyways.

Miraculously baby managed to survive feasting on his mothers decay. Growing and developing mentally at an astonishing rate. All the evil sins of that black alley bombarding him, sending him into madness. He yearned for the blood of the innocent as well as the guilty. The misery he saw in his short life, was to be repaid a millionfold on the scum of the earth, all breeds of men. Utter disdain made him dribble (sic) in disgust. Until one day after gaining strength he crawled off into the world out onto the freeway causing a semi to overturn and spill it's suicide load of caustic acid out onto the freeway. Minivans carpooling 8 year olds to soccer practice were consumed. The children suffering horribly as skin was melted off bone. Milfy soccermoms' clothes were burned away and close up camera shots were had before the rest of them burned up. Hundreds dead in his first hour and he crawled off shrugging, unscathed.
Some still say he's still out there, full grown now, and causing deaths and difigurements to all those who lay in his path. Sleeping in a tomb of perpetual decay and filth, amoung carpets filled with dirty needles. Corpses of girlscouts litter the ground, and the pungent stench of rotting flesh fills the air. Maggots fester and writhe in his most sacred of places. A superhero butcher of men, a death tradesman. Some have tried to be his apprentice but end up his lunch. Imagine what he would have turned into if he was born under more loving conditions. Then again that wouldn't be the kind of superhero I'd narrate for. There are more tales of his twisted fiendish tortures and dismemberments, a catalogue of horrors, bibles of butchery, psalms of sadism. Known only to men as "The Botched Abortion", he'll come for your wife, he'll come for your daughter, he'll torture and sodomize them bloody in front of you. Then he'll feed you their entrails and taunt you by saying he's not even warmed up yet. But maybe he can be nice too if you treated him the right way. Maybe like, roses and a champagne date? Nahh, I don't think so either...
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My Interests

Drums, Drum Rudiments, Drum Sound effects, Unique time signatures, Inventing, Writing, Filmaking, Bass Guitar, mispelling things, phone net tick right ting, Therapy Animals, Human Experience, Philosophy, String Theory, Art, literature, poetry, information technology, graphic design, music, film, skateboarding, BMX, cars, live music, nightlife, Metal, fun, excitement, , blow up sex dolls, laughter, sex, love, hate, life in general and enjoying the delicacies it has to offer.

I'd like to meet:

Each night sometime past dusk she visits my mausoleum. The stone slab covering my sarcophagus which is always relplaced like it has been undisturbed does not even tell the tale to the grounds crew, who daily pass unknowingly. I watch from beyond each night wanting to welcome her into my eternal resting place, but I am unable. She speaks softly into my ear telling me all the days trials and tribulations. I want so much to have the motor control to stroke her hair and tell her everything is alright like I once did when I was alive to the rest of the world. She begins to caress my now festered face that once seemed like it was chiseled from stone. She leans over and opens my mouth and kisses me as a stagnant effluvia eminates out into her mouth. She has become accustomed to the stench, which once made her expel the nights supper. I long to tell her how beautiful she still is, and run my fingers through her long black locks of hair that glimmer in the candle light. To kiss the nape of her neck and caress every inch of her exposed pale flesh. She props me up as if to let me watch as she slowly and seductively undresses. The candle light flickering her glorious form against the walls of my tomb. I have been unclad since the very first night, so she has no time to waste before her warm vigorous flesh is pressed against my frigid leathery skin. I recall how I would delight at such moments and how shivers would run up and down my spine. Those moments should have lasted forever. Now she sits in front of me, and takes my lifeless almost blue hand. She runs it up and down slowly against her warm quivering thighs. Her eyes close as she runs her fingers through my hair that is whitening after the years, it snags and pulls out here and there even with the gentleness she uses with my fragile form. Now she takes two fingers of my hand and caresses her outer labia and clitoris as she grinds into them. Now the moisture from her quim starts to cover my pallid fingers and she inserts two or three while stimulating alternately her engorged clit and nipples. She makes no effort to muffle her sighs and moans except for kissing my cold blue lips. I long to kiss back, but my muscles are rigid and unresponsive, almost as if in a dream where you can't fight or run. The more excited she becomes, the more her cheeks flush red with passion, she siezes my decrepit prick in her hand, now stiff from decay she mounts me and inserts it as deep as she can and grinds her hips in a circular motion clenching her vaginal muscles at the point before the head would escape from her warm oozing cunt. How I long to grab those hips that define what the fairer sex should be and grind her harder and harder into mine. She screams my name at the top of her lungs, for she has no shame for the necrophile passions she has, bites her lips, grinds into my gangrenous hips and finally reaches her denouement. Her violent vaginal neuromuscular contractions nearly rip my now useless cock from my pallid lifeless body. Afterwards she spends a few blissful minutes gloating over her dead lover before she places me back in my resting place and kisses me good bye and leaves again until tomorrow night.

I'd like to meet your Mom. Or even your GRILFF - Grandma I'd Like to Fist Fuck...

Music:

Drums, Heavy metal, Death Metal, Goregrind, grindcore, Hydro Grind, Acid Grind, Misogyny Grind, Toilet Grind, Tard Grind, black metal, bluegrass, surf rock, ac/dixie, anal blast, asylum street spankers, bluegrass, bodybag, bound and gagged, broken hope, captain cleanoff, carcass, cattle decapitation, cephalic carnage, corpse vomit, corpsefucking art, cryptopsy, dark throne, decapitated, deceased, deeds of flesh, demonicon, dick dale, disinter, dislimb, dying fetus, dyscrasia, exhumed, exit-13, flametrick subs, foetopsy, fuck...i'm dead, goratory, gore trade, goregasm, goreguts, gorerotted, grand belial's key, hogscraper, impaled, incantation, inflames, internal bleeding, janis joplin, johnny cash, kataklysm, knuckel drager, leadbelly, lividity, lord gore, macabre, malignancy, metalbilly, misfits, morbid angel, morgue supplier, naglfar, nile, oldies, origin, psychobilly, robert johnson, rockabilly, rolling stones, sadus, screaming afterbirth, sik fuk, skinless, slayer, suffocation, the crown, the doors, tool, tormentula, vital remains, blood bath, gutteral secrete, death, xxx maniak, putrid pile, dripping, obituary, psycroptic, acheron, cannibal corpse, deicide, monstrosity, sinister, extreme noise terror, hypocrisy, sepultura, soilent green, bongzilla, today is the day, malevolent creation, gwar, dead horse, resurrection, blood reaping, necrotic disgorgement, blood duster, aborted, abaddon incarnate, severe torture, leng tche, the frogs, morphine, pantera, only to remain, the gimmeheads, dead kennedies, Disincarnate...

Movies:

Tetsuo the Iron Man, Love Object, Microwave Massacre, The Exorcist, Riki Oh, Orgasmo, Cannibal Holocaust, Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS, Blood Sucking Freaks, Meet the Feebles, Dead Alive, Gummo, Drugstore Cowboy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Alice , Faust, The Outsiders, Edward Penishands, Buried Alive (Buio Omega), Tromeo and Juliet, Caligula: The Deviant Emperor, Six String Samurai, 120 Days of Sodom, The Last Italian Whore, Castle Freak, Pink Flamingos, Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks, Eraserhead, Lost Highway, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Doctor Strangelove, Lolita, Wild at Heart, Naked Lunch, Dune, The Elephant Man, The Amputee, Ratboy, Dead Man, Soylent Green, Mindwalk, The Frogs - Toy Porno, Freaks

Television:

Whatsa one of those?

Books:

Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Robert Heinlein, Marquis DeSade, Aliester Crowley, Clive Barker, Anne Rice, My Brain in a Petridish, by Don Jiame' Deadlover

Heroes:

Thomas Lang, Tardgrinder, Tardsnake, Stewie Tardgrinder Junior!, Silvester of Fondlecorpse, Joan, Aliester Crowley, Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Phillip K. Dick...

My Blog

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Posted by Corpsehustler on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:23:00 PST

Pubic Region Relations response from Sharon Needles...

In Re: Hustler man gettin alot of action... He says he don't get much action, before last weekend the best ass he got was when his finger slipped through the toilet paper, he's all like, "gorsh sharon...
Posted by Corpsehustler on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:04:00 PST

Man up and load up an asscrack with manspackle...

 Shemales and Midgetfluffermen, Here we have a slurpie new game for all you wanna be hustlers there at home gettinit on with your fat, hairy, stinking pig, 8 pack a hotdog on the back of the nec...
Posted by Corpsehustler on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:50:00 PST

Stew Block Hero, he's got dickhole sores in his eyes!

Sharon Needles Love letter #1 to Tardgrinder:Hey stallion thanks fer ur love letter. Everytime I re-read it my pussy gets wetter and wetter. Only dope dating the corpse daddy and occaisionally pole da...
Posted by Corpsehustler on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:37:00 PST

Gnaw the cameltoenail from around Granny's Peeing Cliteateris...

Dear Sacklings,Thanks to all of you who came to my Trolltown Hoe Throwdown, I hope you all had as much fun as I did. It went well, and although it was a considerably lower turnout than I expected I wa...
Posted by Corpsehustler on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:22:00 PST

I roll out da Sharon Needles menstrual blood stained, red carpet Saturday...

For anyone with the brass camel toenails to come to my fuckin house this Saturday to get completely clear asss booze induced vomitous plastic hoe throwdown and strap those SIkFuK Tard Tap Shoes on! Th...
Posted by Corpsehustler on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:18:00 PST

Sharks Patrol These daughters...

Dear Caring Department,My new Band Baby Softspot Penetration is sounding more brutal everyday. Were scrathcing everything we had on four track and starting over. We have a contact going to school to r...
Posted by Corpsehustler on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:14:00 PST

The bitchier they are, the harder they lick the crust off my balls...

Anyfuckyou, last Friday night I was in my bedchamber making some notes when all the sudden there was a sound of a tornado ripping our fucking front deck/porch deal off. I went outside and there was a ...
Posted by Corpsehustler on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 06:32:00 PST

Cumdrench semen soaked surprise...

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Posted by Corpsehustler on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:24:00 PST

You get the curse so I get hit by the purse...

Everyone seems to want a piece of me lately. "Whats gonna come next?" or "Oh I had a creamy dream of you" Well they're all waiting for me to reveal that prize behind the double doors that reach the he...
Posted by Corpsehustler on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:05:00 PST