"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a false sense of security while you're actually getting screwed."
I'd like to think of myself as a fun, outgoing, easy-to-talk-to kind of girl. I love to dance, even when nobody else is. Everything is better at nighttime. I've never been camping and would love to go. Bright colors are fabulous, as is playing in the rain. I'm really random. I love little kids, especially when they're asleep. Everything happens for a reason. Cuddling is one of my most favorite things ever. I like people to be spontaneous, it keeps things interesting. I've lost a lot of spontaneity as of late and I want it back. I want someone to show up at my door and take me on a road trip. I've always dreamed about taking one cross-country, ending up in San Diego and going straight to the beach. I want to study abroad in Australia. The Peace Corps is also on my list of to-dos. I need to get back into rock climbing. I also used to take ballroom dancing classes but then my partner moved away...I'd love to find another one. I'm also looking for a partner for tennis. I love flying...taking off and landings are the best part...being in the sky is wonderful too, it's so beautiful. I want to watch a ginormous amount of movies, I feel like I'm missing out on something by not having seen everything. Reading too, I want to read oodles of books. I have a huge list of things I want to do before I turn 25...many of them involve some kind of extreme sports. I went sky diving 2 years ago in San Diego and it was the most amazing experience ever. I've been meaning to go again for some time now, who wants to go with me?
