Anything Brownsville
YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM BROWNSVILLE IF...............You know exactly how to get to Sam's Stadium from anywhere in town.You think pro-choice means flour or corn tortillas.You think a health drink is a margarita without salt.You think being able to read the "Bettys Tortas" menu makes you bilingual.There has been a road crew on your street since before all those stores by the mall were built.You remember when there was another mall called AMIGOLAND MALL.You've been to South Padre Island, Tx and Matamoros, Mexico on the same day.You know all about the VIRGEN on the tree downtown.You remember when it was only Hanna, Pace, and Porter.Your subwoofer has twice the value of your car.You lost your virginity at Oliveira, Gonzalez, or Morningside Park.You have three cowboy outfits but never have been on a horse.You are an expert with the brake pedal, but you have no idea what a blinker is.Your idea of expressing your culture is wearing a Made in Mexico or a "Virgen de Guadalupe" T-shirt.You do your grocery shopping at a flea market.You think local politicians are crooks, but you still do not vote.You have a 'Selena Lives' bumper sticker on your car.Your cousin sells weed.You care if Brownsville is in the national spotlight.You believe tacos, barbecue, tequila, and beer are the four basic food groups.Your mother taught the white neighbors how to make tamales & menudo.You had breakfast tacos at Circle K on Christmas morning.You remember when the Christmas Parade started on 7th Street.You remember when JC Penney's had shopping carts.You complain about how cold it is when the temperature dips below 70 and everyone is wearing their high school letterman jacket no matter how old it is.Your cholesterol is over 300.You had a birthday party at Peter Piper Pizza.You own an album by, have seen or are even aware of: Grupo MazzYou know what people are talking about when they refer to the 'hey-she-b.'Your idea of a tropical vacation getaway is Boca Chica Beach.You party with your cousin more than twice a week.You got in a fight outside of Artemis.You call any convenience store "tendajo".You have only seen snow once in your life.You think that everyone has to yield for you when you coming up on the expressway.You get annoyed when tourists ask for 'fa-jite-as.'You know the only place to shop on Christmas day is EL GLOBO.You see 18 year old kids with better vehicles then most teachers, doctors.You know where the house that has a huge dallas cowboys star is on southmost.You remember back in the 90's when the dallas cowboys won a super bowl that you would drive around town honking your horn as much possible.You know it was AK's Sports Bar before it was Heart Rock.You know it was a strip club named Camachin's before it was a gay club called Valentinos.You know that best tortillas come from Wow-Wee's!You know your first date was at Bobby Bear'sWhen it was teen night, you were found at Genesis Night Club!Your family gathering on Sunday after Church was at BonanzaYour Senior skip day was going to Sombrero's/ Black CatsYou can enter a Jalepeno and Grito Contest on the same day in FebruaryYour parents would shop at King MartYou've heard of Bobby Loco (He's Alive )You thought the Old Folks Place (Villa de Sol ) downtown was a SkyscraperYou ever ate at Dino's pizza and went to go play at Number 1 Fun afterwardsYou see Quinceneras dressed up and walking the mall in their dress…It takes 45 min to get through a 1/2 mile section of road with all the lights against you.. Unless you drag race, or ride a bike.
Almost everything judging from what I hear around town
Cinemark Movies 10 / Cinemark Sunrise Mall
People who live in me