he's primo. he's old school. he's cooler than you.
swear to fucking god.
IF YOU DON'T THINK THE RAMONES WERE THE GREATEST BAND TO EVER WALK THE EARTH, YOU ARE NOT A PUNK. YOU ARE NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING IN A BAND, DOING A FANZINE OR SHOWING YOUR SORRY FACE AT A GIG. IF YOU PLACE ANY BAND ABOVE THE RAMONES, YOU ARE AN IDIOT."... BEN WEASEL.
"Amy Aerobics accidentally swallowed some rat poison."
"A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?"
"The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?"
"She looks a little Bowlegged to me Al."
"Come on Rosie, take a hit man! Put a little mota in our love life."
"What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside."
"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."
"She could be a farmer in those clothes."
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."
"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."
"In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and to keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose, and in the end, we get it all."
"One day the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect."
reruns of every fuckin' show you can think of...
books?...yes.
time?...no.
whatever kennedy is reading at the time.
they make my world go 'round...