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Smelvis Breastly

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

About Me

I changed my profile with help from pYzam

My Interests


Kitties Love their Box

Music:

I have been avoiding making this list, there is just so many to list, and depending on my mood they can be quite different. But I will take a shot at it, here goes: Brewkowskis (no shit), Distillers, No Doubt & Gwen Stefani, NOFX, 3 inches of blood, Kasuals, Slayer, Carcass, Into Eternity, Bjork, Sarah Slean, Cat Power, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, George Jones, Cindy Lauper, The Bangles, The Police, ACDC, Nirvana, Snoop Dogg, The Beatles, RUSH, The Kinks, Dayglo Abortions, screeching weasel, Franz Ferdinand, Lil John (hahahaha), The Cars, Ella Fitzgerald, Horse the Band, Hot Snakes ............ Many MANY more!

Movies:

Shiiiiiit, John Hughes films, Almost Famous, Rock Star, Clueless, SinCity, LOTR, 'Arry Potter, Princess Bride, Labyrinth (AKA David Bowie's junk), 40 year old virgin, Napoleon Dynamite, Billy Madison/Big Daddy/Lil Nicky/Airheads/Happy Gilmore/he Waterboy/Dirty Work, Basketball, Falling Down, Office Space, Strange Brew, 300, Life of Brian, Josie and the pussfarts, something about Mary, Zoolander, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Half Baked

Television:

Desperate Housewives, L-Word, Weeds, Sealab 2021, ATHF, My name is Earl, TPB,The Office, Jeopardy, Chapelle Show

Books:

Everything I have read by: Orwell, Vonnegut, Coupland, Tolkien, Robbins, Rowling, Has thoroughly kicked my ass! Summer is around the corner, so time to pull out the summertime fluff though.

Heroes:

Im not reaaly a type of person that gives worship, or idolizes others.